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Old 09-04-2011, 08:43   #13326
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Some of the Interns made off with the filter media.
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Old 09-04-2011, 08:43   #13327
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DNA session!!
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Old 09-04-2011, 09:05   #13328
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While I unhooked some of the media, I didn't take the media..but I did hang on to the plumpness squeezers for awhile!

Things were perking up! ( ^ ) ( ^ )
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Old 09-04-2011, 13:08   #13329
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DNA session!!
Uh oh! This round, it would actually be an auto-erotic Chamber session! Just the thought of it will be enough to distract to salacious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) from their standard-issue raucous inebriated debauched revelry. We may be able to make an adjustiment in the party logistics; it may come at exactly the right time to offset the additional expenditures necessary to appropriately entertain the Borg Queen and her entourage during her official state visit.

We shall keep you posted.
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Old 09-04-2011, 14:46   #13330
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Engineer151515,
Rest assured, the automated systems aboard TARDIS could actually function with nobody aboard.
The use of the Interns is just a ruse to permit Mongo to enjoy himself, without feeling guilty about abandoning his post. Hence, the 5 or 6 needed.
Besides, in the group, there statisticly should be one that is going to be competent, this usage will help you in his/her selection.
Oh yeah, TARDIS is ready as soon as G33 gives the word.

Now if I can get Mongo away from the smoked pork shoulder, we're set.
'Q sammichs tomorrow if there's any left.


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Old 09-04-2011, 19:06   #13331
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Old 09-04-2011, 19:21   #13332
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Old 09-05-2011, 16:53   #13333
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Besides, in the group, there statisticly should be one that is going to be competent. . .
Clearly, you haven't seen our Engineering Interns.
Humph.
Damned leap of faith is what that is.
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Old 09-05-2011, 19:24   #13334
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Clearly, you haven't seen our Engineering Interns.
Humph.
Damned leap of faith is what that is.
Eng, I counsel perspective in these circumstances. Remember the exchange between Lawrence and Field Marshall Allenby in the movie Lawrence of Arabia. Lawrence is in Allenby's office after returning to Cairo after taking Aqaba. This exchange takes place:

Lawrence: Shouldn't junior officers use their initiative at all times?
Allenby: Not really. Damned dangerous.
Lawrence: I know.
Allenby: You do?
Lawrence: Yes.
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Old 09-05-2011, 19:59   #13335
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I'm looking at the raw numbes here. 1 in 5 or 6...
Thats like a batting average of .200 or a percentage of .167, good enough for minor league baseball or weather forcasting. They can't be any worse than that or they'd need a reminder to breathe !
I mean this is a task that could EASILY be entrusted to the Swedish Bikini Team, except then neither Mongo or myself would WANT to leave TARDIS and come to the official dinner...ah....wait a minute..err....let me get back to you on this. Further study is now required here....."Mongo...come here please, we have an important matter to discuss"
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Old 09-05-2011, 20:00   #13336
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Old 09-05-2011, 23:26   #13337
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Old 09-06-2011, 12:48   #13338
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Damn GG is packin'!
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Old 09-06-2011, 13:48   #13339
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The views from the Lagoon are most stunning.
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Old 09-06-2011, 14:57   #13340
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Those tatoos are going to look really sweet when she is forty.
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Old 09-06-2011, 15:11   #13341
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Those tatoos are going to look really sweet when she is forty.
... and let's not even THINK about when she is fifty!
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Old 09-06-2011, 15:36   #13342
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Old 09-06-2011, 15:53   #13343
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I'll call your tats and raise my ante:

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Old 09-06-2011, 16:52   #13344
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... and let's not even THINK about when she is fifty!
Oh yeah, thirty plus years of aging and those mono color stripe tatoos on her legs will have all bled together. And, if she were to try that thong on at that age, there wouldn't even be enough material to give her a decent wedgie.
No, let's not think of it.
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Old 09-06-2011, 17:49   #13345
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I suppose that why they said live while you're young enough to enjoy it! But why mar all that skin?
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Old 09-06-2011, 17:58   #13346
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I suppose that why they said live while you're young enough to enjoy it! But why mar all that skin?
Well, especially since those look like prison tatoos.
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Old 09-06-2011, 18:00   #13347
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Maybe the product of a gangbanger's honey pie!
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Old 09-06-2011, 19:16   #13348
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I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body...only 3 inches taller...
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Old 09-06-2011, 19:46   #13349
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I don't worry about the 3" taller, but one that was 40# LIGHTER, now we're talking !
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My ex-wife had a tat on her back of a butterfly...looks like a Turkey Vulture now...the tat that is...
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