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Old 06-07-2010, 23:31   #10741
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It seems all they find is The Shadow as I am long gone...several timezones away!
Yup... Timezones and new bill designs. Screw ya everytime. No example of that in my travel guide....
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Old 06-08-2010, 03:48   #10742
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See ... You should have engaged the services of the Dungeon Financial Operation when you began that scam! With us involved, you would have gotten it right the first time. We provide value for our cut of the take!
Yeah, now you're on the run. Not so fun to have the time lords show up at your doorstep.

My Internet routing shows up as a mongolian grand mother. Even the time lords can't trace it. I actually log in from various coffee houses during my travels, but my signature proxy server always leads them back to Mongolia. Once your Dungeon fees are paid up, you'll have access to the Proxy download. The default patsy is Margaret Thatcher and the Terms of Agreement require you to change this on first use (Margaret gets really pissed when Interpol shows up at her house now). Don't worry, the software prompts you at all critical junctures.
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Old 06-08-2010, 03:54   #10743
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This is the strangest thread ever.
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Old 06-08-2010, 19:37   #10744
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Hey guys, just WHO did you think I beat at baccarat to win the TARDIS that I have ?

But MY agreement with the other Time Lords precludes any repo of it.
I have a Deed of Ownership Transfer, and a clear Illinois title.
That's about the only document from IL that carries any weight, as our DMV are real pickey & nasty about fake titles.
An IL title is even better than one from Kalifornia !
Even the Borg recognize an IL title as valid !
Of course having Vladimir as part of the anti-theft system doesn't hurt....
(for those who don't know Vlad, he's a 65 lb Black male poodle, as in "foo foo THIS fool !)

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Old 06-08-2010, 20:05   #10745
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This is the strangest thread ever.
... and now YOU are part of it! We specialize in luring new talent into the fold.
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Old 06-08-2010, 21:55   #10746
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I'm just confused. I've never seen a thread involving timelords, time travel, TARDIS, Mongolian grand mothers,Thomas Crapper, and Obama's face on a urinal cake. Among many, many other things.

I'll get used to it.

Carry on
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Old 06-08-2010, 21:57   #10747
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... and now YOU are part of it! We specialize in luring new talent into the fold.
By the way your post reminds me of something. Do you know Chris Hansen? Something about luring new talent.
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Old 06-08-2010, 22:55   #10748
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I'm just confused. I've never seen a thread involving timelords, time travel, TARDIS, Mongolian grand mothers,Thomas Crapper, and Obama's face on a urinal cake. Among many, many other things.

I'll get used to it.

Carry on
You forgot booze! It is fun to pop by once in a while. But it is kind of like trying to jump on that little merry-go-round toy at the park. Once it is going it looks kind of fun, but it is spinning around in some type of ethyl powered contemplation; and you feel a tiny bit afraid to commit and jump on. Just beware of the dungeon.
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Old 06-09-2010, 00:51   #10749
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You forgot booze! It is fun to pop by once in a while. But it is kind of like trying to jump on that little merry-go-round toy at the park. Once it is going it looks kind of fun, but it is spinning around in some type of ethyl powered contemplation; and you feel a tiny bit afraid to commit and jump on. Just beware of the dungeon.
I'm reminded of the first time I went to a Grateful Dead concert with my wife. We brought along a friend of mine who just started imitating the dead heads as we walked through the crowd. Behind us, my friend was being the man of a thousand voices and saying stuff like, "Oh wow man, I took too much liquid wrench" and "check out the colors when I move my hand real fast man," and "ooooh, pretty rainbows." My wife had never walked the gauntlet of a thousand voices with us and thought she was hearing the voices of actual deadheads.

I'm sure if you just chime in with your own witty and irrelevant conversation, you'll be pleasntly surprised to see the dungeon crowd following your lead (without even knowing you were afraid to commit and jump on).

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Old 06-09-2010, 15:18   #10750
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IMPORTANT 10-RING RESORT FACILITY ANNOUNCEMENT

I thought I would pass this amusing item along to all the 10-Ringers. It is a side effect of the Helen Thomas "All Israelis should go back to where they came from" fracas.

The Concierge Desk in the 10-Ring Resort Lobby is being deluged with requests from Israelis to be relocated to the 10-Ring Resort Facility. It appears we have a considerable following among Israeli shooters, and they figure now is a good time to try for residency status.
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Old 06-09-2010, 15:38   #10751
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Old 06-09-2010, 18:51   #10752
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IMPORTANT 10-RING RESORT FACILITY ANNOUNCEMENT

I thought I would pass this amusing item along to all the 10-Ringers. It is a side effect of the Helen Thomas "All Israelis should go back to where they came from" fracas.

The Concierge Desk in the 10-Ring Resort Lobby is being deluged with requests from Israelis to be relocated to the 10-Ring Resort Facility. It appears we have a considerable following among Israeli shooters, and they figure now is a good time to try for residency status.
Since we are located on the Intrawebs and the Intrawebs is everywhere, this presents all at once both an easy solution and a quandry.

Does this mean that Helen Thomas is going to go back to Lebannon? I'll gladly give her a one way trip with my worm hole generator and I guarantee that I'll send her where the sun shines most brightly. I'll even include a copy of the Old Testament so she can read up on why the Jews left Poland.
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Old 06-09-2010, 20:36   #10753
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Rabbi, perhaps we should incorporate Israel as part of the Lagoon area.
They DO have some excellent beach-front property, & with the large population of 10MM shooters, we could EASILY hold any conquere......er, annexed, that's it, annexed properties as well.

just a thought

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Old 06-09-2010, 20:59   #10754
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Old 06-09-2010, 21:27   #10755
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I am making this post. Right here.
YOU are right here ... WE are not all there!
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Old 06-09-2010, 23:03   #10756
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Old 06-09-2010, 23:05   #10757
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I see your post and offer a toast!
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Old 06-10-2010, 02:00   #10758
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I see your post and offer a toast!
And then I offer you some French toast (perhaps the only thing good about France)
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Old 06-10-2010, 02:02   #10759
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And then a song about toast:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_aHkrjPo7A
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Old 06-10-2010, 05:27   #10760
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Actually, I like this version:

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