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Old 08-19-2010, 22:33   #10981
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... Or perhaps the cleverest disguise of all: Leaving the time machine parked with a "time machine" sign on it. Nobody will believe it actually IS a time machine!
I used to do that. I got tired of people saying things like, "I didn't realize that a DeLorean looked like that" or "Where is the flux capacitor."

People just don't get it.
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Old 08-19-2010, 22:42   #10982
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I stole a flux compressor in Mafia Wars... Using it to upgrade the next interstelar, interdimentional, time transending application with warp cababilities! That and a banana and you can go places!
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Old 08-19-2010, 22:46   #10983
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I used to do that. I got tired of people saying things like, "I didn't realize that a DeLorean looked like that" or "Where is the flux capacitor."
Another DeLorean owner! My brother owns one. He took it to the community day at this year's Indy 500 events. Even with all the hot rods, muscle cars, and sports cars there, his DeLorean got the most attention of any car in the place!
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Old 08-19-2010, 23:11   #10984
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I stole a flux compressor in Mafia Wars... Using it to upgrade the next interstelar, interdimentional, time transending application with warp cababilities! That and a banana and you can go places!
...unless said Banana somehow becomes lodged in your tailpipe. Just ask Billy Rosewood. Cue Neutron Dance by the Pointer Sisters.
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Old 08-20-2010, 04:31   #10985
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Did someone say Barley Pop? You think Mrs. Bullman would notice if I had a Leinies this early in the morning????
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Old 08-20-2010, 04:43   #10986
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You think Mrs. Bullman would notice if I had a Leinies this early in the morning????
Go ahead ... It's five o'clock SOMEWHERE!
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Old 08-20-2010, 13:01   #10987
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Another DeLorean owner! My brother owns one. He took it to the community day at this year's Indy 500 events. Even with all the hot rods, muscle cars, and sports cars there, his DeLorean got the most attention of any car in the place!
While transporting a prisoner between the state mental hospital and court on numerous occassions, my partner and I couldn't help but notice the DeLorean that was always parked there. We finally got out and looked it over on one trip. It is owned by one of the doctors there. Couldn't help but wonder about the ethical judgement on driving that to a mental hospital....

And now back to less serious bizness... Sammy, where's the penthouse girls?
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Old 08-20-2010, 15:52   #10988
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And now back to less serious bizness... Sammy, where's the penthouse girls?
Whereever they want to be!
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Old 08-20-2010, 19:57   #10989
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(look outside to see if it is snowing and then, even if it is, go with it).
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Old 08-20-2010, 21:11   #10990
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Old 08-22-2010, 19:54   #10991
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Lagoon definition of a sick mind.....

Look for the PAINTED DeLorean.

Unless it's painted "clear" to render it invisible !

Note to MMA10mm....
The Penthouse Girls are currently undergoing Lagoon Training. With any luck, they'll soon be able to serve "N"Sweat Lager without spilling any.
After that, they get training from the Swedish Bikini Team; If they pass THAT, they will undergo one-on-one training from either G33 or susan28, depending upon their innermost "talents".
After that, they will re-take the Penthouse under their OWN terms.
All the while, thanking uncle albert for arranging for their furthered education.

any more silly questions ?
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Old 08-22-2010, 20:24   #10992
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any more silly questions ?
There are no silly questions ... there are only inebriated 10-Ringers.
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Old 08-22-2010, 21:14   #10993
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Old 08-22-2010, 23:34   #10994
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Old 08-23-2010, 05:11   #10995
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Oh please, if it hasn't happened by now................
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Old 08-23-2010, 17:20   #10996
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The Penthouse Girls are currently undergoing Lagoon Training. With any luck, they'll soon be able to serve "N"Sweat Lager without spilling any.
... But then, if they spill it on THEMSELVES, then the lucky customer has the privilege of licking it off! This may constitute a considerable incentive for maintaining consumption levels.
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Old 08-23-2010, 19:42   #10997
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If they spill it on me, the customer...then I'll have the privilage of a few tounge lashings as they clean up the mess! Oh did I do that!
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Old 08-23-2010, 19:48   #10998
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