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10-16-2011, 18:07
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MOVED to Page 552
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Originally Posted by G33
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I used to drink that stuff...
It was kind of like tequila it made the clothes fall off!
Sand gets everywhere... 
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10-16-2011, 18:11
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She sells, sea shells, by the sea shore! 
But that's one Blue Lagoon! 
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10-16-2011, 20:23
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My computer has beaten me at chess!
But it was no match during the dueling contest! [***]
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10-17-2011, 05:24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurairabbi
Hmmmmm ... I had better phase this carefully.
If the sand is on an outer planet, you might have beer in Uranus.
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Very, very close.
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10-17-2011, 08:34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Taterhead
Yikes. Wasn't prepared for that one.
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<<< Never prepared, but damned happy when it happens.
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10-17-2011, 08:40
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Quote:
Originally Posted by G33
Very, very close.
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Then it must be this one!
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10-17-2011, 11:11
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CLM Number 296
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"I'd wager G would waterboard a salmon."--tous
Last edited by G33; 10-17-2011 at 11:13..
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10-17-2011, 11:12
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Sand in your Schlitz.
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"I'd wager G would waterboard a salmon."--tous
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10-17-2011, 17:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by G33
Sand in your Schlitz.
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Elegantly risque! Comparable to the time a newspaper misspelled Clint Eastwood's name.
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10-17-2011, 20:49
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Now how could you POSSIBLY mis-spell Eastwood ?
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10-17-2011, 22:16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
Now how could you POSSIBLY mis-spell Eastwood ?
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By leaving the "N" out of it.
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10-17-2011, 22:17
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Clint, that is.
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10-18-2011, 02:43
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MinervaDoe
By leaving the "N" out of it.
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Thank you, MD. We boring Dungeon types (pardon my redundancy) were unsure of whether to respond to Unkle's seemingly clueless post. We, of course, had the feeling he was subtly r***ing us with his response, but we are still currently recovering from sneaking into this last weekend's lagoon blowout.
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10-18-2011, 08:47
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...and the fine white sand.
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10-18-2011, 10:35
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Quote:
Originally Posted by G33
...and the fine white sand.
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Hmmmm ... Brings to mind the classic Socrates line from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure:
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
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10-18-2011, 10:47
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This just in: SCRABBLE SCANDAL !!!
At the Scrabble World Championships, a Thai player accused a British player of cheating by concealing a letter "g" tile on his person. The Thai player demanded a strip search for this possible contraband. Tournament officials declined this demand.
Sort of makes the 10-Ring look docile by comparison.
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10-18-2011, 14:22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurairabbi
Thank you, MD. We boring Dungeon types (pardon my redundancy) were unsure of whether to respond to Unkle's seemingly clueless post. We, of course, had the feeling he was subtly r***ing us with his response, but we are still currently recovering from sneaking into this last weekend's lagoon blowout.
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I would have prefered that he asked "How can you mispell (for example) lifelike?"
Then I could have said, by getting the 'L' out of it. Punny? Huh? Huh?
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Originally Posted by samurairabbi
This just in: SCRABBLE SCANDAL !!!
At the Scrabble World Championships, a Thai player accused a British player of cheating by concealing a letter "g" tile on his person. The Thai player demanded a strip search for this possible contraband.
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Maybe he hid it in his G-string
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Originally Posted by G33
...and the fine white sand.
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Oh, the very abrasive, fine white sand. Yeah, I have always avoided this one. This is as close as I'll get.
http://www.cocktailtimes.com/vodka/sexonthebeach.shtml
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10-18-2011, 16:53
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MinervaDoe
Maybe he hid it in his G-string
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The Dungeon types congratulate you on your excellent comeback! The reporters on this story would have KILLED to have come up with that line!
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10-18-2011, 17:46
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Well, that would have been it for their impartial and unbiased reporting then, wouldn't it.
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10-18-2011, 17:51
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Quote:
Originally Posted by G33
...and the fine white sand.
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That is what is known as the "nitty gritty"
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10-18-2011, 17:55
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MinervaDoe
Well, that would have been it for their impartial and unbiased reporting then, wouldn't it.
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They value ratings over impartial reporting. Your line would have been worth at least three Nielson share points.
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10-18-2011, 18:05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by G33
Sand in your Schlitz.
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You must watch that sand doesn't get around or on the "Twitter" either!
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10-18-2011, 18:22
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SCRABBLE ??
Sounds more like Rabble to me !
Off with their Heads.......all of them !
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10-18-2011, 18:31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
SCRABBLE ??
Sounds more like Rabble to me !
Off with their Heads.......all of them !
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A more brutal punishment: Take away their vowels!
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10-18-2011, 18:37
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why would we want their bowels ?.....
(jes gott get that seeing aid battery changed again!)
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