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Old 10-28-2011, 20:46   #13901
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Old 10-28-2011, 21:02   #13902
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Dampen a sidewall.
While the car is moving? THAT would be an accomplishment!
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Old 10-28-2011, 21:23   #13903
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You know if you hook a wrag or towel to the wheel so it flops as the wheel spins and the dog bites it it will do a number on him! OUCH!
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Old 10-28-2011, 21:32   #13904
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Old 10-28-2011, 21:34   #13905
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You know if you hook a wrag or towel to the wheel so it flops as the wheel spins and the dog bites it it will do a number on him! OUCH!
Sometimes the Dungeon staff will slip a TWO-handled beerstein in front of an inebriated 10-Ringer (pardon my redundancy) and watch the puzzlement on his face as he considers which hand to use to chug it.
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Old 10-28-2011, 21:54   #13906
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Sometimes the Dungeon staff will slip a TWO-handled beerstein in front of an inebriated 10-Ringer (pardon my redundancy) and watch the puzzlement on his face as he considers which hand to use to chug it.
Hummm! I would rather a natural two busted "NS" dispenser...Hello!
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Old 10-28-2011, 22:39   #13907
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advise NOT attempt dog trick if :

1) Dog is Great Dane or larger
2) You're the driver of a "Smart car"
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Old 10-29-2011, 00:15   #13908
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Hummm! I would rather a natural two busted "NS" dispenser...Hello!
Clever repartee'! ... indeed worthy of a salacious 10-Ringer (pardon my redundancy).
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Old 10-29-2011, 06:53   #13909
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That's funny! Sounds like a Jeff Dunham line!

There have been quite a few insecure guys hanging the big plastic balls (some are larger than others) from the bottom of their trucks back bumper, I suspect that it either makes their truck or themselves appear more macho!

Maybe it gives the dogs something to sniff!
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Yeah, but after they sniff it, they pee on it.
I suppose in the grand scheme of things, it all adds to the realism of the scenario.
I recently found myself in this very scenerio while trying to serve a few indictments. I find it a bit disconcerting to have a very large pit bull sniffing on something that I prefer to remain attached to my body. I let him know, without showing fear, that if he were to do anything untoward towards me, it would result in an immediate, fatal case of lead poisoning.
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Old 10-29-2011, 12:56   #13910
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I let him know, without showing fear, that if he were to do anything untoward towards me, it would result in an immediate, fatal case of lead poisoning.
I suggest you get with the times, Bull. Lead is passe'; tungsten is the new wave!
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Old 10-29-2011, 16:06   #13911
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While it may be the new wave the sheriff isn't hip to it yet. Lead is what he gives me.
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Old 10-29-2011, 18:11   #13912
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Does a pit bull understand the concept of lead poisoning?

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Old 10-29-2011, 18:15   #13913
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they're smart dogs, they can be taught !
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Old 10-29-2011, 18:58   #13914
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The 10 Ring

If dogs are so smart, why do they always lose at chess?

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Old 10-29-2011, 19:06   #13915
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Does a pit bull understand the concept of lead poisoning?

I don't care if he understands or not as long as he leaves the jewels be. If he don't, he will have a quick, short, final tutorial on it and I am sure he will flunk the test.
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Old 10-29-2011, 19:10   #13916
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If dogs are so smart, why do they always lose at chess?

Because they cannot master timeclock management late in important tournament games.
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Old 10-29-2011, 19:55   #13917
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nonsense......
they think that the Rook is actually a fire hydrant !
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Old 10-29-2011, 21:29   #13918
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nonsense......
they think that the Rook is actually a fire hydrant !
It's not?
Ruh roh!!
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Old 10-30-2011, 13:25   #13919
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and you wondered WHY the board was always damp ?!?
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Old 10-30-2011, 13:32   #13920
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and you wondered WHY the board was always damp ?!?
That is one of the few advantages dogs have when playing against humans in chess tournaments: the rules preclude only HUMAN players from piddling on the board!
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Old 10-30-2011, 14:21   #13921
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I will have to look into that rule a bit more.....


I may have overlooked a potential advantage !
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Old 10-30-2011, 17:29   #13922
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I will have to look into that rule a bit more.....

I may have overlooked a potential advantage !
I suggest leaving THAT move to the dogs.

Instead, grope your opponent's queen.
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Old 10-30-2011, 17:39   #13923
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with MY luck, she'd look more like the King !
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Old 10-30-2011, 18:03   #13924
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with MY luck, she'd look more like the King !
Some of them today you can't tell, the outer package is structured in such a way to decive you and then there are some with surgical augmentation...go figure!

It's NOT NICE TO FOOL MOTHER NATURE!
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Old 10-30-2011, 18:09   #13925
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"Mongo just fire hydrant in game of chess."
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