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Old 01-05-2012, 08:59   #14576
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Old 01-05-2012, 09:19   #14577
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OH, the debauchery!!


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Wow!! I'm sort of surprised at how much I like the sound of that.

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Old 01-05-2012, 11:32   #14578
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Sounds like something Viagra or Cialis might provide some assistance with!
... but insurrectionism is not a problem when it lasts four hours!
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Old 01-05-2012, 11:46   #14579
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Debautched insurrectionism . COM
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Old 01-05-2012, 13:28   #14580
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You left out insurrectionist. This is an important component in savoring the 10mm experience.
Yeah, i guess i left that one out, as well as a few others, but sometimes things get a little confusing when i'm already the guy at the top of the worlds most powerful and exclusive club living in the penthouse in a big city surrounded by tall, thick, walls and the most advanced security the world has ever known.
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Old 01-05-2012, 14:46   #14581
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Yeah, i guess i left that one out ...
No problem; the Dungeon admin operation exists to cover oversights like this. We see your role as looking far into the future by setting broad overall policy objectives; the lowly Dungeon types will handle the details.
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Old 01-05-2012, 15:01   #14582
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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE
1. Money can not buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the *******’s name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
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Old 01-05-2012, 15:22   #14583
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Money can't buy love ... but it can RENT some passable substitutes.
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Old 01-05-2012, 17:10   #14584
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No problem; the Dungeon admin operation exists to cover oversights like this. We see your role as looking far into the future by setting broad overall policy objectives; the lowly Dungeon types will handle the details.
Where's the "God i love you guys!" button?

Yeah, i am a bit of a futurist. I have to try to stay about 20 years ahead of everybody. The down side is i come out sounding like i just got beamed down from the Star Ship Enterprise.

Oh, btw... if you have Euro's... sell them... and if you're in Europe... get out.

People wonder why i like my Corvette so much... hahaha....
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Old 01-05-2012, 17:27   #14585
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Not lax Rabbi, but she HAS had a lot of "irons in the fire" recently, and we all occasionally need a memory jog.

In the case of T***, he could use a memory cattle prod.....
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Old 01-05-2012, 19:08   #14586
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Not lax Rabbi, but she HAS had a lot of "irons in the fire" recently, and we all occasionally need a memory jog.

In the case of T***, he could use a memory cattle prod.....
Oh... and i DO! One of my favorite party toys!
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Old 01-05-2012, 19:58   #14587
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Yeah, i guess i left that one out, as well as a few others, but sometimes things get a little confusing when i'm already the guy at the top of the worlds most powerful and exclusive club living in the penthouse in a big city surrounded by tall, thick, walls and the most advanced security the world has ever known.
Damn it sounds like your living the Osama Bin Laden lifestyle...you got more than one wifey?

Wait there's a knock on the door!
Who is it?
Its Dave!
Dave who?
Dave of SEAL TEAM SIX! Boom! Boom!
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Old 01-05-2012, 21:04   #14588
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Dave's not here.
































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Old 01-05-2012, 21:08   #14589
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I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission, Dave.
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Old 01-05-2012, 21:12   #14590
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Dave done come and gone!
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Old 01-05-2012, 23:33   #14591
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Bin Ladin's got noth'n on me! I got FIFTY wives, mon!


Hal... Dave's not here...

Dave? Dave? Dave?

I told you, Hal, Dave's not here!

Dave? What are you doing, Dave?

Dave's not here! Shut up!

Dave? I think you should stop what you're doing, Dave...

DAVE'S NOT HERE!!! DAVE'S NOT FREAKING HERE!!!

Dave? I think you should stop yelling, Dave...

I'M NOT YELLING!!!! DAVE'S NOT HERE!!!!

Dave? I know you're there, Dave... I know everything, Dave... Remember? You programmed me, Dave...

JESUS CHRIST!!! WHERE'S THE #%@&%$@ SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON???
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Old 01-05-2012, 23:47   #14592
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Bin Ladin's got noth'n on me! I got FIFTY wives, mon!
Those of us who remember the conclusion of the "Mudd's Women" Star Trek episode will be amused by the fix you are in!
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Old 01-06-2012, 06:25   #14593
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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
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Old 01-06-2012, 08:21   #14594
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Last night Taterhead was thinking how much he enjoys a good potato vodka.



This morning, Taterhead isn't so fond of potato vodka...



Coffee... wonderful... coffee...
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Old 01-06-2012, 18:41   #14595
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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave ... It would require a sober 10-Ring quorum to approve such an action.
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Dave's not here man.........


Ah yes....Harry Mudd.
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Old 01-06-2012, 23:27   #14597
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Last night Taterhead was thinking how much he enjoys a good potato vodka.



This morning, Taterhead isn't so fond of potato vodka...



Coffee... wonderful... coffee...
I've got a few libations from my past that I developed a permanent revulsion to.
I believe that the last time I got serious about drinking some tequilla was 1983. I've tried it a few times since and I'm still not fond of it.
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Old 01-06-2012, 23:37   #14598
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I've got a few libations from my past that I developed a permanent revulsion to.
I believe that the last time I got serious about drinking some tequilla was 1983. I've tried it a few times since and I'm still not fond of it.
Oh yes. Tequila.

EVERYONE, including yours truly, has an infamous tequila story.

At least one time in most of our lives we have sworn to never touch it again.

My ban on potato vodka only lasted about, hmm, well 22.5 hours.

I went several years between tequila drinks once.

One liquor has been, and continues to be, banned: Southern Comfort.
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Ah...tequila best if sipped from a sun tanned desireable fuzzy navel, lime and salted parts to complement...
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Oh yes. Tequila.

EVERYONE, including yours truly, has an infamous tequila story.
Poor college freshman, split price of a bottle of Jose Cortez Tequila with some pals, and we divided it up into several drinking glasses to sip later after a concert.
I misunderstood the procedure and thought the idea was to chug the whole glass before leaving.

Except for what I was told, I don't know the rest of the story. Sorry.
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