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Old 02-11-2012, 18:12   #14751
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Yea, I was sort of preparing my turnout coat for bullet proofing and it was a little difficult to walk in the overstuffed bunker pants & fire boots too!
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Old 02-11-2012, 18:59   #14752
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We care NOT about the bulges.....too much information...
However, I can possibly dispatch an emergency krewe to repair that tranny, I DO have professional technicians on my personal staff. They are fully trustworthy & can be supplied armed if necessary, from my personal bunker, supplied with an assortment of 10MM "tools" to provide their own cover whilst repairing said forklift.
Three of them are ASE Certified & all five were personally trained in small arms by myself.
And Mongo can join them if more cover is required.


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Old 02-11-2012, 20:34   #14753
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We care NOT about the bulges.....too much information...
However, I can possibly dispatch an emergency krewe to repair that tranny, I DO have professional technicians on my personal staff. They are fully trustworthy & can be supplied armed if necessary, from my personal bunker, supplied with an assortment of 10MM "tools" to provide their own cover whilst repairing said forklift.
Three of them are ASE Certified & all five were personally trained in small arms by myself.
And Mongo can join them if more cover is required.


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...and if that is not enough...

We can just pick up the red phone and call Geesie. She can see to it that the toughest jobs get handled.
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Old 02-11-2012, 20:48   #14754
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Only if it doesn't interfere with Her Majesty's scheduled shopping....you see, that's why uncle was gone....Geesie done made off with TARDIS while I was on a scouting run, she had happened to come with & while I was exploring, her "SHOPPER ALERT" message system went off & so did she ! Took me this much time to get back using the impulse power of my emergency transport system....damn glad that we wern't in another dimensional/timespace or I'd been up a creek, minus time-warp paddle !!!
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Old 02-11-2012, 20:52   #14755
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sorry about double post, but just rec'd. word that my repair krewe is en-route, ETA is 35 min. & the forklift should be back up within 12 hrs. tops, less if the parts arrive with them. Most are std. items & they pack spares for most common vehicles in their transport vehicle.
Mongo is also on his way, should be there within +/- 15 min. of the krewe.

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Old 02-11-2012, 20:52   #14756
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Uncle, time-warp paddles can be had at this fine establishment!

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Old 02-11-2012, 20:56   #14757
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We care NOT about the bulges.....too much information...
Fear not, Unkle! We believe you are caught in a misunderstanding. We do not refer to bulges of a salacious nature. Rather, we refer to the visual effect of stacks of c-notes concealed in an ungraceful manner on one's person during embezzlement operations. The Dungeon financial types run extensive training on methods of gracefully concealing stacks of money within clothing while leaving no abrupt contour defects that would tip off an observer that money is in fact being embezzled. Shadow seems to have missed these lessons; his loss.
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Old 02-11-2012, 20:56   #14758
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I SHALL look into it ! Will be a handy item for MY emergency "bug-out bag".


as far as "bulges" if they are not on a female, I leave them to others....
(small arms worry me not)

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Old 02-11-2012, 22:43   #14759
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Fear not, Unkle! We believe you are caught in a misunderstanding. We do not refer to bulges of a salacious nature. Rather, we refer to the visual effect of stacks of c-notes concealed in an ungraceful manner on one's person during embezzlement operations. The Dungeon financial types run extensive training on methods of gracefully concealing stacks of money within clothing while leaving no abrupt contour defects that would tip off an observer that money is in fact being embezzled. Shadow seems to have missed these lessons; his loss.
They call that "printing" (see how I worked an apropos pun in there). Printing is really quite bad form when concealed carrying.
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Old 02-12-2012, 08:32   #14760
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head of krewe reported in, job done, zero casualties,Mongo fed.total time charged, 4.2 hrs.
Rabbi, resume the RAT Tax!
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Old 02-12-2012, 08:36   #14761
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Fear not, Unkle! We believe you are caught in a misunderstanding. We do not refer to bulges of a salacious nature. Rather, we refer to the visual effect of stacks of c-notes concealed in an ungraceful manner on one's person during embezzlement operations. The Dungeon financial types run extensive training on methods of gracefully concealing stacks of money within clothing while leaving no abrupt contour defects that would tip off an observer that money is in fact being embezzled. Shadow seems to have missed these lessons; his loss.
But I was using the massive amount of "C" notes as bullet proofing materials...
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Old 02-12-2012, 11:16   #14762
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They call that "printing" (see how I worked an apropos pun in there). Printing is really quite bad form when concealed carrying.
Tater, your "printing" terminology is correct. However, down here in the Dungeon, with all the currency stacked all over the place, we avoid using that term. The Echelon and Carnivore surveillance systems might mistake us for a counterfeiting operation, and sic the black helicopters on us. While we would get plenty of notice of such an action, since we are party HQ of the Black Helicopter crews, it would still be hassle moving all the embezzled currency out of the way on short notice. We COULD make arrangements to hide the stash ... Whoops! ... I mean, properly secure the assets ... but properly implementing that contingency setup would mean increasing the embezzlement rate. This is not an action to be taken lightly.
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Old 02-12-2012, 15:12   #14763
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Lots of talk of bug out bags, etc.
Is it time?
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Old 02-12-2012, 16:45   #14764
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Lots of talk of bug out bags, etc.
Is it time?
Could be.

Mrs. Taterhead and I watched a couple episodes of The Walking Dead on Netfix last night for the first time. Weird how the plot began exactly like 28 Days Later... but I digress.

Mrs. Taterhead actually used the term "bug out bag" this morning when suggesting that we need something like that. She has also taken note of where all of the food distribution warehouses are around here. You know... just in case. Things must be getting serious 'round here.
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Old 02-12-2012, 18:51   #14765
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for the vast majority of non-10MM advocates, the main problem is "To Where?"
Most 10-Ringers know the answer to that question.....but in some cases, multiple places might be on the adgenda.
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Old 02-12-2012, 19:08   #14766
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for the vast majority of non-10MM advocates, the main problem is "To Where?"
Most 10-Ringers know the answer to that question.....but in some cases, multiple places might be on the adgenda.
The common-rabble-9-and-40-shooters are pretty much beneath comtempt when it comes to advance planning. The ideal coupling of 10-Ring vehemence in the 10mm caliber and the administrative acuity of the Dungeon administrative apparatus stemming from all those years of shooting the old slow .45acp, together make our preparations so comprehensive that we simply do not worry about the end of the world.
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Old 02-12-2012, 19:16   #14767
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the world will end only when the 10MM brethern decide to make it so !!
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Old 02-12-2012, 21:56   #14768
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the world will end only when the 10MM brethern decide to make it so !!
... and if the world DOES end, the Dungeon still get 39% of the transition costs!
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Old 02-13-2012, 05:58   #14769
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When I write I have off shore accounts...one could read... Off Planet!
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Her majesty needs "Off Planet Accounts" due to the excessive "Time Warpped Shopping Sprees"! Let me ask are you using the "Intergalactic Master Card"? Even better than CASH!

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Old 02-13-2012, 12:18   #14771
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Jes, there is an IMC in each Survival Pod.
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Old 02-13-2012, 14:52   #14773
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P.S. No way that heel lasts 2 years!
If Your Majesty is concerned with a mundane detail like "durability", then perhaps You are poorly suited to own them. (Pardon my temerity)
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Heels are required to be able to penetrate a skull during combat.
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