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Old 03-19-2011, 02:25   #11981
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Have we wired that Chamber for sound, yet?


<<< writing Dungeon Engineering Crew emergency work order.
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Old 03-19-2011, 09:07   #11982
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<<< writing Dungeon Engineering Crew emergency work order.
Hmmmmm ... to fully staff THIS task, we will temporarily suspend the Dungeon walkout!
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Old 03-19-2011, 17:32   #11983
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I think Rose did a great job in the new productions!
Oh yeah. Once you see her in one role, it's kind of embarrassing to find out later that you were watching a chameleon. Character actors are very impressive that way.

And for the rest of you dungeon aficionados, some Dr. Who bondage.
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Old 03-19-2011, 22:54   #11984
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Don't worry Geesie, uncle will "cover" you.....
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Old 03-20-2011, 01:13   #11985
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Y'all do know the difference in 'kinky' and perverted I hope?
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Old 03-20-2011, 10:24   #11986
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Don't worry Geesie, uncle will "cover" you.....
Uncle's back.

I was getting very worried!!

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Old 03-20-2011, 13:40   #11987
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yeah.....
Kinky is using a feather.......

............perverted is using the entire chicken !
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Old 03-20-2011, 13:44   #11988
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Yeah, there turned out to be some "family issues" back in the 16th century.....had to go help out a cousin.
A bit of metalurgy & fabrication made everything "right". Had to make sure I didn't leave behind any powder or flint thou.....
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Old 03-20-2011, 19:38   #11989
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yeah.....
Kinky is using a feather.......

............perverted is using the entire chicken !
Okay ... Let the games begin!

What is the distinction between a sadist and a masochist?

The masochist says: "Beat me, beat me, please, please, beat me!"

The sadist replies: "No!"
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Old 03-20-2011, 19:41   #11990
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That was mighty white of you.
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Old 03-20-2011, 20:24   #11991
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Birds of a feather are said to flock together! Let the flocking begin!
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Birds of a feather are said to flock together! Let the flocking begin!
Would you be terribly offended if I were to suggest that you go flock yourself?
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Old 03-21-2011, 14:10   #11993
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Would you be terribly offended if I were to suggest that you go flock yourself?
Always an appropriate chamber session activity from what I have been told.
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Would you be terribly offended if I were to suggest that you go flock yourself?
OK! Done! It's your turn!
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Old 03-21-2011, 20:04   #11995
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OK! Done! It's your turn!
Not while anyone is watching.
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Just give Mongo the Chicken & nobody gets hurt......(we hope).
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Might need to throw in a little Wild Turkey, catch Mongo!
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Bad JuJu......

Drunken Mongo worse than Drunken Indian.....
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Old 03-22-2011, 11:43   #11999
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Did any of you chance to meet
A child named Goldie Pinklesweet?
Who on her seventh birthday went
to stay with Granny down in Kent?
AT lunchtime on the second day of
dearest little Goldie's stay,
Grandmama announced, "I am going down
to do some shopping in the town"
Do you know why she didn't ask
the child to come along as well?
She's going to the nearest inn
to buy herself a double GIN!

So, out she creeps and shuts the door
and Goldie, after making sure,
that she is really by herself
goes quickly to the medicine shelf.
There her little greedy eyes
see pills of every shape and size.
Such fascinating colors too,
some green, some pink, some brown, some blue.
"Alright" she says "Let's try the brown"
She takes on pill and gulps it down.
"Yum Yum" She says, "Hooray, what fun,
they're chocolate coated, every one".
She gobbled five, she gobbled ten (he said ten)
she stopped her gobbling only when
the last pill is gone, and there are no more.
Slowly she rises from the floor.
She stops. She hiccups, dear OH dear
She starts to feel a trifle queer.
You see, how could young Goldie know
for no one had told her so,
that Grandmama in her old relation
suffered from frightful CONSTIPATION!!!!!!
This meant that every night she would deal herself
a POWERFUL laxitive, and all the medicines that she had
were naturally of that sort.
The Pink, The Blue, the Green, were all extremely mean.
But far more fierce and meaner still,
was Granny's little chocolate pill.
It's blast effect was quite uncanny,
it used to shake up even Granny.
In point of fact she didn't dare,
to use it more than twice a year.
So you can begin to see that little Goldie,
began to feel a wee bit moldy.

Inside her tummy something stirred
a funny gurggling sound was heard.
And then, from deep within,
the ghastly rumbling sounds begin.
The rumblilate and roar and boom,
they bounce and echo round the room.
The floorboards shake and from the wall
some bits of paint and plaster fall.
Explosions, whistles, awful bangs,
were followed by the loudest clangs.
A man next door was heard to say,
"A thunderstorm is on the way"
But on and on the rumbling goes,
a window cracks, a lamp bulb blows.
Young Goldie clutched herself and cried
"There's something wrong with my insides"
This we greatly fear, is the understatement of the year.
For wouldn't any child feel crummy?
With loud explosions in her tummy?

At half past two Granny came in,
weaving a bit from the Gin.
But quickly she noticed the empty bottle on the floor.
"My precious laxitives" she cried.
"I don't feel well" the child replied.
"I'm really not surprised" she said.
"Why can't you leave my pills alone"
with that she grabbed the telephone and shouted,
"Listen, send us quick, an ambulance, a child is sick".
"It's number 50, Frontwell road,
come fast, I think she might explode"

We're sure you do not wish to hear about the hospital,
where the did a lot of horrid things.
With stomach pumps and rubber rings.
But let us answer what you want to know,
did Goldie live? or did she go.
The doctors gathered round her bed.
"There's really not much hope" they said.
"She's going, going, gone" they cried.
"She's had her chips, she's dead, she's died"
"I'm not so sure" the child replied,
and with that she opened wide
her big bluish eyes, and sighed.
And gave the anxious docs a wink,
and said "I'll be okay, I think"

So, Goldie lived and back she went,
first to Granny's place in Kent.
Her father came the second day,
and fetched her in the Chevrolet,
and drove her to her home in Dover.
But Goldie's troubles were not over!
You see, if someone takes enough,
of any highly dangerous stuff.
One will invariably find,
some traces of it left behind.
It pains us greatly to relate
that Goldie suffered from this fate.
She'd taken such a massive fill,
of this unpleasant kind of pill,
that it got into her blood and bones
and messed up all her chromosones.
And it made her constantly upset,
and she could never really get,
the beastly stuff to go away.

And so for seven hours every day
little Goldie is forced to stay.
Within the everlasting gloom,
of what we call the Ladies room.
There she sits and dreams of glory,
alone, inside the lavatory.
So now before it is to late,
take heed of Goldie's dreadful fate.
And seriously all jokes apart,
do promise us across your heart.
That you will never help yourself,
To medicine from the medicine shelf

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And to think that people say that this thread is meaningless....
Just a bit of nostalgia, I was feeling sentimental.
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Old 03-22-2011, 12:19   #12000
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Holy crap! 12,000 posts. What have we learned so far?
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