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ChuteTheMall · 03-18-2012, 05:30

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_The_Shadow · 03-18-2012, 09:26

Happy 600th!

VN350X10 · 03-18-2012, 16:17

But A.E.Newman makes a LOT more sense......

samurairabbi · 03-19-2012, 22:37

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But A.E.Newman makes a LOT more sense......

IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

The Dungeon has obtained complete funding for the 14-year-long 10-Ring Blago-in-the-slammer blowout celebration. We sold off an appointment for a US Senate seat; unlike Blago, we did a professional job of covering our tracks!

We really despise competition from amateurs!

Taterhead · 03-19-2012, 22:59

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Originally Posted by samurairabbi

IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ADMINISTRATIVE ANNOUNCEMENT

The Dungeon has obtained complete funding for the 14-year-long 10-Ring Blago-in-the-slammer blowout celebration. We sold off an appointment for a US Senate seat; unlike Blago, we did a professional job of covering our tracks!

We really despise competition from amateurs!

Well played SR. Always to be counted on to close the big deals.

I stopped by the local big box MegaMart and picked up a few party provisions.

An extra large heavy duty plastic cup (Jimmy Buffet Officially licensed gear) near the rim of which I have drilled a hole. I also acquired a small length of rope to fasten a loop through said hole so that it can hang about my neck. I also picked up a permanent marker so as to claim ownership of the same. "Property of Taterhead" is enscribed so as to avoid any confusion regarding ownership. It would be appropriate to mark all other cups as, "Not Taterhead's." Misplacing a party cup is unsporting, so I have planned ahead.

I used a coupon and picked up a pretty sweet deluxe folding lounge chair with a foot rest. It has two cup holders, but of course I will only need the one. Maybe I will keep some pepperoni sticks in the other. Just in case.

So I am all set.

How are plans coming for the 15,000 post milestone party?

samurairabbi · 03-19-2012, 23:14

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How are plans coming for the 15,000 post milestone party?

Thank you, Tater! You have given me an ideal setup feed for one of my favorite comeback lines:

If you need to ASK, you may not DESERVE to know!

Carry on.

ChuteTheMall · 03-20-2012, 03:35

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Well played SR. Always to be counted on to close the big deals.

I also acquired a small length of rope to fasten a loop through said hole so that it can hang about my neck. ..... It has two cup holders, but of course I will only need the one.

If you hang the cup around your neck, and also put it into the folding chair's cupholder, you're gonna fall down whenever you attempt to go fetch a refill. And everyone else will either have to carefully step over you, or trip and fall down. Because of these extreme safety hazards, it will be necessary to ban alcohol on the premises.

_The_Shadow · 03-20-2012, 17:56

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Because of these extreme safety hazards, it will be necessary to ban alcohol on the premises.

Sacrilege, do away with the use of chairs with cup holders! Now slide me a "N-Sweat"

VN350X10 · 03-20-2012, 20:38

Ban safety, perhaps....

Ban alcohol........NEVER

samurairabbi · 03-21-2012, 03:03

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Originally Posted by VN350X10

Ban safety, perhaps....

Ban alcohol........NEVER

Getteth not thy bowels in an uproar, Unkle. The Dungeon has the situation managed. A scene from the Movie "Casablanca":

Rick: "Louie, why are you shutting us down?"
Louie: "I am shocked ... SHOCKED! ... to find that gambling is occurring on these premises!"
Waiter: "Your winnings, sir."

ChuteTheMall · 03-21-2012, 08:39

"Major Strasser has been shot! Round up the usual suspects."

samurairabbi · 03-21-2012, 12:25

... and they do such a MARVELOUS job of stabilizing him before transport!

_The_Shadow · 03-21-2012, 14:04

No stretcher or spine boards, but maybe they have just started the assessment process!

But I like the old cartoons where they lay the stretcher down load up the broken vehicle on the stretcher then leave with out the victim...

VN350X10 · 03-21-2012, 18:35

"Everybody goes to Rick's"

Bullman · 03-21-2012, 18:38

Here's lookin at you kid

VN350X10 · 03-21-2012, 18:43

This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.....

samurairabbi · 03-21-2012, 20:50

... Or, when Rick's former French girlfriend show up that night with a German soldier as a date, Louie observes:

"Who knows, in her own way she may constitute an entire second front." (Geesie, if this vulgar quote earns me another chamber session, set up the time with my entourage and I'll be there. I promise.)

engineer151515 · 03-22-2012, 13:27

Rick: You know what I want to hear.
Sam: [lying] No, I don't.
Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Sam: [lying] Well, I don't think I can remember...
Rick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it!

samurairabbi · 03-22-2012, 14:21

At the risk of boring the "Casablanca" cognoscenti that are currently controlling this thread, permit me to point out that Rick NEVER said "Play it again, Sam". Only the common-rabble-9-and-40-crowd continues to believe this old canard.

samurairabbi · 03-22-2012, 14:52

This just in: Major Scandal exposed in the Dungeon hierarchy!

The NFL investigation into the NO Saints bounty payments for hard hits on the playing field has slopped over into internal Dungeon administrative areas!

Enterprising investigative reporters have discovered a secret Dungeon reward system for inducing sobriety in individual 10-Ringers. Political necessity requires me to admit that there IS a basis for this heinous accusation. My stated defense: We have never been SUCCESSFUL in actually inducing sobriety in any 10-Ringer; this would, of course, knock down the charges from severe felony status clear down to simple infractions.

Any imposed fines for such infractions will be fully paid out of the Dungeon cut of the take.

_The_Shadow · 03-22-2012, 18:43

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Originally Posted by samurairabbi

This just in: Major Scandal exposed in the Dungeon hierarchy!

The NFL investigation into the NO Saints bounty payments for hard hits on the playing field has slopped over into internal Dungeon administrative areas!

Enterprising investigative reporters have discovered a secret Dungeon reward system for inducing sobriety in individual 10-Ringers. Political necessity requires me to admit that there IS a basis for this heinous accusation. My stated defense: We have never been SUCCESSFUL in actually inducing sobriety in any 10-Ringer; this would, of course, knock down the charges from severe felony status clear down to simple infractions.

Any imposed fines for such infractions will be fully paid out of the Dungeon cut of the take.

This sort of thing was being done everywhere, so who do the pick on...the NO Saints. Personally there is too much money in the NFL! They should pull the plug on the entire game of professional football! If they still want to play a game do it for free! This latest action will only serve to drive prices up even higher anyway!

Bullman · 03-22-2012, 19:12

4 posts to go and it's time to party like its 15 K

Not to change the subject or anything

ChuteTheMall · 03-22-2012, 19:18

Does this bayonet make my shotgun look tiny?

Bullman · 03-22-2012, 19:21

Very nice, I like that set up.

ChuteTheMall · 03-22-2012, 19:23

Does this watermelon laugh at a shotgun's bayonet?