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Old 03-24-2011, 11:08   #12041
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Why not BOTH ?
My thoughts exactly, a guarenteed sure thing then.
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Old 03-24-2011, 14:20   #12042
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I once asked a young lady if she wanted someting exciting between her legs???
She hopped on my motorbike and I haven't seen both since!
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Old 03-24-2011, 17:19   #12043
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If it was a Harley, she's STILL enjoying it......

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Old 03-24-2011, 17:24   #12044
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My thoughts exactly, a guarenteed sure thing then.
Gotta be careful. You might be guaranteeing that you'll be holding her hair back while she gives offerings to the porcelain god. There is a fine line there.
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Old 03-24-2011, 19:58   #12045
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If she's anything lilke some of my college girlfriends, I'D be the one at the porcelin altar FIRST !

Time to check into that Ferrari.....

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Old 03-26-2011, 11:34   #12046
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Salacious imagery always preempts scholarly linguistics.






Besides, our poetry ain't that great!
Yes, apparently it invoked imagery of nausea.
Imagine that, I've still got the knack for making people pray to the poreclin god.
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Old 03-26-2011, 16:19   #12047
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Me brain hurts......
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Old 03-26-2011, 16:43   #12048
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Me brain hurts......
The 10-Ring Medical Center offers this counsel: Take two ounces of Bacardi every four hours, and call us on Monday.
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Old 03-26-2011, 17:06   #12049
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Permit me to violate protocol by making two consecutive posts to this thread, but we are celebrating here in Indy. Butler is going to next weekend's NCAA tourney! To commemorate this achievement, all 10-Ring party expenses this weekend will be covered out of the Dungeon cut of the take.
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Old 03-26-2011, 19:03   #12050
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The 10-Ring Medical Center offers this counsel: Take two ounces of Bacardi every four hours, and call us on Monday.
Don't have to tell me twice!

I've heard worse ideas though.
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Old 03-26-2011, 20:39   #12051
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Old 03-26-2011, 22:38   #12052
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Old 03-27-2011, 04:55   #12053
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Could Jack Danials be substutited for Bacardi, rather like a "generic" ?
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Old 03-27-2011, 08:17   #12054
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Could Jack Danials be substutited for Bacardi, rather like a "generic" ?
Certainly! The 10-Ring medical types DO advise increasing the dosage to THREE ounces every four hours, to compensate for the reduced "medicinal ingredient" content of JD compared to 151 Bacardi.
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Old 03-27-2011, 09:25   #12055
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If I factor in my body weight, perhaps that should be SIX ounces every 4 hours....




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Old 03-27-2011, 11:56   #12056
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If I factor in my body weight, perhaps that should be SIX ounces every 4 hours....




(GO BUTLER)
The 10-Ring Medical Center staff joins with the Dungeon Legal Team in saluting your creativity. As a reward for your superb doubletalk ... Whoops! ... I mean, your superb scholarly analysis ... we offer this: You might follow the current "loading dose" doctrine of antibiotic therapy by increasing your dosage to EIGHT ounces every 4 hours for the first day of "treatment." Just a thought.
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Old 03-27-2011, 12:56   #12057
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...and just like with tylenol and ibuprofin, you can alternate every two hours. You may consider alternating with two beers in between doses of rum. It'll cure what ales you.
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Old 03-27-2011, 13:03   #12058
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Hey if it works for UNCLE, without bustin' a bubble,
Then I should make mine a double!
While this may cause a shift in the juggle,
I don't see where this would be any trouble!



Sorry I thought it was ryhme time!
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Old 03-27-2011, 13:03   #12059
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Congratulations to Butler for another final four appearence. A lot of people around here are happy to see that. They are like the Boise State Broncos of basketball.

However, being a UConn grad, I'm for the Huskies all the way!
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Old 03-27-2011, 14:49   #12060
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