[samurairabbi]

Unkle, we are in the midst of a nefarious Dungeon conspiracy to dominate the world; to acknowledge the content of your subtle cinematic references would have blown the whole shtick, causing irreparable damage to our (10-Ring AND Dungeon) financial position. Profitable embezzlement MUST take precedence over thread repartee'.

Rocky Horror must ALWAYS be experienced in a theater; at home, it is simply irrelevant.

[countrygun]

However I did to remember to order the fried chickens with my dry,white toast.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by countrygun

However I did to remember to order the fried chickens with my dry,white toast.

You forgot the coke.

Remember, before you get yourself overmatched: Jake and Elwood did not EACH eat that combination! Elwood was toast, Jake was four fried chickens (and the coke).

[countrygun]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

You forgot the coke.

Remember, before you get yourself overmatched: Jake and Elwood did not EACH eat that combination! Elwood was toast, Jake was four fried chickens (and the coke).

But they were on a mission from god

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by countrygun

But they were on a mission from god

... and WE'RE on a mission from the 10-Ring.

[VN350X10]

D'oh.......that's an OLD shirt !

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

D'oh.......that's an OLD shirt !

The Dungeon Doubletalk Crew prefers to call it "vintage".

[VN350X10]

Wines are vintage....
Cars are vintage or classic
Clothes & people in them are just OLD.....
(FWIW, auntie keeps watching "Antiques Road Show" but has yet to get an accurate value on moi!)

[countrygun]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

The Dungeon Doubletalk Crew prefers to call it "vintage".

I have some "priceless" classic, vintage BVDs then. What am I bid?

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by countrygun

I have some "priceless" classic, vintage BVDs then. What am I bid?

If YOU pay ME ten bucks, I will dispose of them for you.

[VN350X10]

Don't forget to add in the HazMat fees !

[countrygun]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

If YOU pay ME ten bucks, I will dispose of them for you.

Well, I considered taking you up on it, but my wife reminded me of the HAZMAT fees.....

[VN350X10]

Also need to include the usual "Shipping & Handling" charges

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

Also need to include the usual "Shipping & Handling" charges

In this case, it would be a "Handling AVOIDANCE" charge!

[engineer151515]

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Originally Posted by VN350X10

Don't forget to add in the HazMat fees !

Heh . . .

If you guys only knew.

Just for information, the worst stuff is encased in glass. Big blocks of glass. Properly stored,, it should last until the Sun expands into a red giant and recycles the Earth.

Of course, we will have safely relocated the 10 Ring to the beach planets of Alpha Centuri by then.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by engineer151515

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Heh . . .

If you guys only knew.

Just for information, the worst stuff is encased in glass. Big blocks of glass. Properly stored,, it should last until the Sun expands into a red giant and recycles the Earth.

Of course, we will have safely relocated the 10 Ring to the beach planets of Alpha Centuri by then.

Actually, with your post, NOW they DO know!

No bid deal, though. Long lead time financial allocation for the transfer is already underway. Beach planet frontage to Alpha Centuri may jump in price when the supernova scare hits; our early action locks in good locations at a decent price.

[countrygun]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

Actually, with your post, NOW they DO know!

No bid deal, though. Long lead time financial allocation for the transfer is already underway. Beach planet frontage to Alpha Centuri may jump in price when the supernova scare hits; our early action locks in good locations at a decent price.

What's the hunting fishing gonna be like?

[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

You forgot the coke.

That ain't my coke.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by countrygun

What's the hunting fishing gonna be like?

A good variety of both will be available. One caution: certain Alpha Centaurian beach planet fish and animals possess opposable thumbs. Their consequent ability to shoot back will add some adventure to your outing.

[countrygun]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

A good variety of both will be available. One caution: certain Alpha Centaurian beach planet fish and animals possess opposable thumbs. Their consequent ability to shoot back will add some adventure to your outing.

If the fish have opposable thumbs and are tool using, I assume that means it's not safe to pick up any pork rinds or beef jerky you find laying on the beach, especially if there is a string attached?

[ChuteTheMall]

If they got thumbs, they can be trained to fetch cold beverages. And shoot single action revolvers.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by countrygun

If the fish have opposable thumbs and are tool using, I assume that means it's not safe to pick up any pork rinds or beef jerky you find laying on the beach, especially if there is a string attached?

You would be vulnerable to this tool-using fish ambush ONLY if you ARE a real tool!

[countrygun]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

You would be vulnerable to this tool-using fish ambush ONLY if you ARE a real tool!

Well, there will be beer and other libations, I mean, what's a drink without a little nosh?

[VN350X10]

Will we be able to get "N"Sweat Lager production to an acceptable level ?



FWIW....Rabbi, we leave at 0600 hrs./my time-space using TARDIS to check the avaliable real estate.It will be you, myself,Mongo, Geesie & eng151515. We can generate a false report for T*** as time permits.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

FWIW....Rabbi, we leave at 0600 hrs./my time-space using TARDIS to check the avaliable real estate.It will be you, myself,Mongo, Geesie & eng151515. We can generate a false report for T*** as time permits.

No need to forge a report to feed T***'s inbox; he prefers us to be productive on research, production, and embezzlement actions, rather than con jobs that divert us from advancing the cause of the 10-Ring. If I am wrong, he will take a break from his standard-issue debauchery (pardon my redundancy) to enlighten us on his changed preferences.