[Bullman]

Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

My wife's Remington 1100 will crack an O-ring from time to time and then the gas piston doesn't work. It functions great as a single shot.

http://www.brownells.com/.aspx/pid=4...ARREL-SEAL-KIT

there is a big difference between a Model 11, and a Model 1100. The first big difference is the Model 11 doesn't have any Gas rings because it is recoil operated.

And for all you 10mm Revolver owners out there other than me, welcome to page 610

[VN350X10]

610, first gen, 6 1/2" bbl. firing pin in hammer.
Was a "Dealer Day" demo gun, so there's no markings BUT, serial # verified, it's been thru the Performance Center. Just a small bit of sleight-of-hand !

[ChuteTheMall]

Originally Posted by Bullman

then there is grandpa, a weaver choked 1897 Winchester. It has a rather unique sound when racked as well.

Especially if the trigger is held back.

Originally Posted by countrygun

My ex cracked her "O-ring" once. We didn't want to take chances with any mail order fixes though.

We still talking about guns here?

[_The_Shadow]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

Polychoke.....?


what's that, a gagging parrot ?

In the midwest, we refer to those things as a "Dial-a-Duck" !

This is the Poly Choke system on the Remington 12ga. 870 WingMaster from my dad. Adjustible for varing conditions or game animals.

[VN350X10]

Yep, that's it, the famous "Dial-a-Duck" !!

[countrygun]

Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall

Especially if the trigger is held back.



We still talking about guns here?

OHwe were talking about 'GUNS"???? Who knew

Never mind.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by countrygun

OHwe were talking about 'GUNS"???? Who knew

Never mind.

It is CONCEIVABLE, but highly unlikely, that the salacious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) WERE in fact talking about guns in this string of posts. Your error is easily forgiven.

[VN350X10]

No, it's not !

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

No, it's not !

His error ... or our forgiving him his error?

[VN350X10]

It's MONDAY......




no forgivness on monday unless a declaration is issued by HerMajesty Geesie I

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

It's MONDAY......

no forgivness on monday unless a declaration is issued by HerMajesty Geesie I

We think you mean ... unless a declaration is APPROVED by Her Majesty Geesie I. It would be boorish indeed for the lowly Dungeon peons to allow Her Majesty to be stuck with lowly admin work; the Dungeon administrative apparatus exists to shelter her from being demeaned by the necessity of doing actual work!

[countrygun]

If it will at all help, the current Mrs. countrygun has offered to flog me with the pasta noodle of the Dungeon staffs choice.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by countrygun

If it will at all help, the current Mrs. countrygun has offered to flog me with the pasta noodle of the Dungeon staffs choice.

The Dungeon types like your style; your proposed punishment is suited to the 10-Ring concept of existence.

In order to have this punishment fully credentialed as a standard 10-Ring penalty action, it will have to be validated. Several of the Dungeon Peons have declared themselves willing to be flogged by Mrs. Countrygun, and would therefore serve as "beta-test" subjects to ascertain optimum pasta configuration for the most comprehensive flogging satisfactio ... whoops! ... punishment!

[VN350X10]

No Rabbi, on Monday, it must be personally issued by HerMajesty.
No one else is coherent enough, as we're all still impaired from the weekend.

Anything less would remove our status as sleezeballs !

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

No Rabbi, on Monday, it must be personally issued by HerMajesty.
No one else is coherent enough, as we're all still impaired from the weekend.

Anything less would remove our status as sleezeballs !

Unkle, on Mondays, the inebriated debauched 10-Ringers (pardon my multiple redundancies) would still be impaired from weekend partying, but enough of the sober boring Dungeon staff (again, pardon my multiple redundancies) would have avoided being snookered into hanging at the 10-Ring Lagoon blowouts to carry the administrative load in support of Her Majesty's proclamations.

We know our duty as LSMPS(bbb)DPs must take precedence over our sneaking into the Lagoon blowouts for some illicit partying; we will always have a skeleton crew available for admin support.

[countrygun]

There is a tinsy-weensy problem with the"'Beta "Testor's" concept. Mrs. countrygun says anyone else getting flogged costs extra. So who is going to approach the exchequer for the coinage required?

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by countrygun

There is a tinsy-weensy problem with the"'Beta "Testor's" concept. Mrs. countrygun says anyone else getting flogged costs extra. So who is going to approach the exchequer for the coinage required?

No problem; we Dungeon types have a slush fund that draws from our embezzled cut of the take; it is set up specifically for tinsy-weensy conditions like this. Negotiations with Mrs. Countrygun will resolve the situation.

[countrygun]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

No problem; we Dungeon types have a slush fund that draws from our embezzled cut of the take; it is set up specifically for tinsy-weensy conditions like this. Negotiations with Mrs. Countrygun will resolve the situation.

I should have realized that that such an efficient operation couldn't exist without contingencies to prevent the staff from suffering ill effects due to being depraved, errr I mean "deprived" when opportunity knocks, or lashes as the case may be.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by countrygun

I should have realized that that such an efficient operation couldn't exist without contingencies to prevent the staff from suffering ill effects due to being depraved, errr I mean "deprived" when opportunity knocks, or lashes as the case may be.

We welcome you to comprehension of the professionalism of the Dungeon administrative operation. We are proud of our standing here in the 10-Ring; even the marginally coherent 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) have come to realize that raucous inebriated debauched revelry can have the stamina to last in the LONG run ONLY if it has comprehensive logistical and administrative support. We in the Dungeon like to believe the 10-Ringers treat our 39% embezzlement rate from their cash flow as "administrative overhead". So far, EVERYONE seems content.

[countrygun]

I am more than curious, since the position of Dungeon Schmuck has been so well filled, it leaves me to to ponder if the position of Dungeon Schlemazel is occupied? I can only assume applicants for the postion of Schlemeel must be on a long waiting list.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by countrygun

I am more than curious, since the position of Dungeon Schmuck has been so well filled, it leaves me to to ponder if the position of Dungeon Schlemazel is occupied? I can only assume applicants for the postion of Schlemeel must be on a long waiting list.

Actually, EITHER position, schlemiel OR schlemazel, can be available to you; we don't run bureaucratic doublethink like waiting lists.

We run management staffing in the tradition of primitive countries. Who is President of an undeveloped country? Whoever wakes up in the morning and gets to the television station first!

[VN350X10]

Or the other form....who has the most friends that he can trust with guns.


Rabbi, a Schlemiel as an assistant might be what you need. It WOULD permit you a much-deserved vacation.
And I'm sure that Mongo can personally take care of any other "problems" that might arise.
This really bears consideration from a sober (yeah, right!) quorum of 10-Ringers; Perhaps with her keen insight, the Borg Queen will join HerMajesty Geesie I as a true oversight commitee ?

[countrygun]

A very practical concept if I do say. It eliminates all of the paralysis that comes with worrying about such petty things as responsibility. The greatest concern, therefore, in a leader's mind when making a decision, is "Can I sleep in late enough to allow some other putz to grab the flag first and therefore get blamed for the decision I am about to make?"

A commendable arraingment.

[samurairabbi]

Originally Posted by VN350X10

Perhaps with her keen insight, the Borg Queen will join HerMajesty Geesie I as a true oversight commitee ?

Only if the Borg Queen can get her "biological" parts back! Her "salaciousness appreciability quotient" took a beating when Data blew that containment field.

[_The_Shadow]

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

Only if the Borg Queen can get her "biological" parts back! Her "salaciousness appreciability quotient" took a beating when Data blew that containment field.

Hummm! "biological parts" The Borg Queen's "rattled nerve" was by her own hand with the Galatic Seismic Activity, that is how I heard the story!