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05-02-2012, 21:33
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#15301
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Anti-Obama
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Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
MOVED to Page 613
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05-03-2012, 04:17
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#15302
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Originally Posted by VN350X10
We only hire people who know how to WORK, not work the system.(besides, that's Rabbi's job!)
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An excellent distinction, Unkle! Of course, working the system CAN be done with such artistry that it gains the admiration of those who would be otherwise offended by the practice of working the system.
An excellent example of this might be the Bonnano crime family, the LEAST prominent of New York's five crime families. Last year, a bunch of the Bonnano bigshots were busted for ... Medicare fraud! They had figured out a wrinkle that even the more prominent families thought was particularly resourceful.
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05-03-2012, 13:05
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Ret. Fireman
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Is this what you wanted to see..."It so easy, its like printing money!"
Maybe these next...
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05-03-2012, 22:40
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#15304
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Start the Presses !
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05-04-2012, 14:10
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
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Originally Posted by VN350X10
Start the Presses !
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Continue the Embezzlement !
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05-04-2012, 19:15
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It is with the utmost caution, and full awarness that, by definition, the proposal I am about to put forth likely violates some basic rules in that it is a, hold on, cover your ears, LEGITIMATE method for earning oddles of money.
We all know how effacious the current "airport screening" system is  . Why couldn't we start a private company with 90% of the employees being military veterans, disabled and other wise, and replace those " Too Stupid for Arbys" folks?
I am absolutely sure we could create meaningful jobs AND have them done PROFESSIONALLY, without the intrusive "curious George" brand of chimps we have doing it now. Observant combat vets with common sense, could do a lot better better than gorillas with gadgets. We could pay a higher wage for fewer people doing a better job, and we would take our percentage out of what we save the taxpayers, as a "Finders Fee" for "finding common sense"
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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05-04-2012, 19:34
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Originally Posted by countrygun
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What you have described for airline security already exists ... in Israel! They have credentialed military and security professionals surveying ALL prospective passengers for unusual tension, nervousness, and details. If such observations result in disproportionate examination of certain demographic groups, the Israelis accept such indignities as a necessary cost of security.
An American population will NOT accept such disproportionate selection, tagging it as "profiling". The price of this preference is a low-grade watch-man effort examining everyone.
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05-04-2012, 19:39
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Quote:
Originally Posted by samurairabbi
What you have described for airline security already exists ... in Israel! They have credentialed military and security professionals surveying ALL prospective passengers for unusual tension, nervousness, and details. If such observations result in disproportionate examination of certain demographic groups, the Israelis accept such indignities as a necessary cost of security.
An American population will NOT accept such disproportionate selection, tagging it as "profiling". The price of this preference is a low-grade watch-man effort examining everyone.
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Now there you go,
I steal an idea from another Country
I figure how we can make money off of it
I even show how we could blackmail politicians into giving us tax money for it
and you have to let reality get in the way.
I'm going back to my idea of selling scented water in 1 gallon cans as "Latex-Paint Thinner"
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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05-04-2012, 19:56
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Mix a bit of acetone with that water, so you can prove it's NOT water by a comparison test....3% will do nicely.
Should go for 8 bucks a gallon minimum.
2 bucks worth of cheapo perfume should treat at least 50 gallons, possibly 75.
Biggest expense will be containers, like Mickey D's soda cups.
This advise is from uncle @ no charge, as you have already proven your worthiness to this organization !
Shalom
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05-04-2012, 19:59
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#15310
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
Mix a bit of acetone with that water, so you can prove it's NOT water by a comparison test....3% will do nicely.
Should go for 8 bucks a gallon minimum.
2 bucks worth of cheapo perfume should treat at least 50 gallons, possibly 75.
Biggest expense will be containers, like Mickey D's soda cups.
This advise is from uncle @ no charge, as you have already proven your worthiness to this organization !
Shalom
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I was going with 3% ammonia, since it's a base in most latex paint
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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05-04-2012, 20:07
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#15311
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Senior Member
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True, but ammonia stinks (think chicken crap) & the acetone evaporates quicker. This can be shownas a comparison vs. water.
Ammonia evaporates almost as slow as water.....unless you spill it where you don't want it, then it NEVER goes away....
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05-04-2012, 20:12
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by countrygun
I even show how we could blackmail politicians into giving us tax money for it
and you have to let reality get in the way.
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The paint thinner wrinkle is the way to go.
The Dungeon types are responsible for reality injections within the 10-Ring facility. Besides, we don't "blackmail" our targets; we hit them up for "consulting fees".
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05-04-2012, 20:23
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Senior Member
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And in the case of politicians, they just write it off as a "Congressional Junket"
works every time !
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05-04-2012, 20:27
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#15314
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2012
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So the "Bullet proof, Secret Service Chastity Belts" are still a workable plan?
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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05-04-2012, 20:32
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#15315
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Senior Member
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Might be a possible, with the right marketing !
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05-05-2012, 21:52
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#15316
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Anti-Obama
Join Date: Aug 2000
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˙sıpɹɐʇ ǝɥʇ uı ɹǝʇıɔɐdɐɔ xnןɟ ǝɥʇ ʇno pǝʇɹoɥs ʎpoqǝɯos
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05-05-2012, 22:10
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#15317
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Dungeon Schmuck
Join Date: Dec 1998
Location: Indianapolis, IN
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
˙sıpɹɐʇ ǝɥʇ uı ɹǝʇıɔɐdɐɔ xnןɟ ǝɥʇ ʇno pǝʇɹoɥs ʎpoqǝɯos
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The spec said four MICROfarad, not four FARAD! No wonder things are fouled up; that much capacitance would short out the Borg Collective!
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05-05-2012, 22:14
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Senior Member
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Oh Crap !
I told Mongo to hook up the blender.......
call Engineer151515 STAT !!
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05-05-2012, 22:34
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#15319
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disturbd deputy
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This is gonna taste like.......................... 
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05-05-2012, 22:38
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Senior Member
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O.K. I guess the rec-room bar on TARDIS is closed for a bit......
Sorry 'bout that !
(wonder WHAT he hooked the blender to ?)
Last edited by VN350X10; 05-05-2012 at 22:39..
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05-05-2012, 22:40
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#15321
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Senior Member
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There is no chance of us reaching ludicrous speed now
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"Oh bother" said Pooh, as he punched the magazine release...
In some peoples minds "What if?" is just as real as What Is.
Think good thoughts about Ronny moving to the Netherlands ASAP
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05-05-2012, 22:43
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Senior Member
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there is no such thing as a "ludicrous" speed.....
faster IS better !
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05-06-2012, 05:17
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#15323
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CLM Number 185
Federal Member
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Beaumont,Texas
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ChuteTheMall
˙sıpɹɐʇ ǝɥʇ uı ɹǝʇıɔɐdɐɔ xnןɟ ǝɥʇ ʇno pǝʇɹoɥs ʎpoqǝɯos
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˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙suǝddɐɥ ʇɐɥʇ uǝɥʍ ʇı ǝʇɐɥ ı
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"Some People Are Like Slinkies. They're Not Really Good For Anything, But They Bring a Smile To Your Face When Pushed Down The Stairs."
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05-06-2012, 08:29
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#15324
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Senior Member
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Uh, Rabbi,....has anyone SEEN Mongo since this started ? 
I can't seem to locate him anywhee that he normally hides...
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05-06-2012, 08:52
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#15325
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Anti-Obama
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Rope & Chains
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Quote:
Originally Posted by VN350X10
Uh, Rabbi,....has anyone SEEN Mongo since this started ?
I can't seem to locate him anywhee that he normally hides... |
Maybe he used the tardis to hide in the future on the next page?? 
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