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Old 07-03-2012, 21:35   #15651
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Thinking like that is WHY you Da Man Tazz !
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Old 07-03-2012, 21:43   #15652
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It was obvious to me you got ripped, and so the email got immediately tossed in the round file.

Hey, how 'bout we use the WarpMaster Deluxe to go back and hack the hacker so the money people think they are sending really come out of the hackers account instead and indirectly laundered into ours? That would buy a lot of ingredients for beer and ammo!

Not bad, but i have a twist I much prefer (Although it is not as lucrative, it is more satisfying).

Go forward, and "arrainge" a very gruesome demise for the individual in question. Video it, bering the video back and show it to him. He either goes nuts worrying about it, or he tries to convince others of what he has seen etc, and gets locked up in the loon bin until "D" day.
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Old 07-04-2012, 20:43   #15653
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Not bad, but i have a twist I much prefer (Although it is not as lucrative, it is more satisfying).

Go forward, and "arrainge" a very gruesome demise for the individual in question. Video it, bering the video back and show it to him. He either goes nuts worrying about it, or he tries to convince others of what he has seen etc, and gets locked up in the loon bin until "D" day.
I like it! Make them sweat their approaching future! Besides, we can still rip off from their cash flow while they're sweating what is coming, even if their discomfiture does reduce their income.
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Old 07-05-2012, 20:33   #15654
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IMPORTANT 10-RING FACILITY ANNOUNCEMENT

The 10-Ring Lagoon will officially join in the celebration surrounding the announcement that the Higgs-Boson particle has been demonstrated to be something more plausible than well-funded scientific doubletalk.

The Dungeon financial types will be alert to take advantage of this news by working on getting our cut of the take. More later as things develop.
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Old 07-05-2012, 21:22   #15655
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Old 07-05-2012, 21:24   #15656
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Can we use the Higgs-Thingamajig to keep "N"Sweat Lager colder ?
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Old 07-06-2012, 10:49   #15657
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Hey, why don't we build our own particle excellerator? It's not like we don't have the money or the technology? Heck, it would be easy!

Sammy... Make it so.
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Old 07-06-2012, 16:09   #15658
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Hey, why don't we build our own particle excellerator? It's not like we don't have the money or the technology? Heck, it would be easy!

Sammy... Make it so.
Your wish is my command (blah blah blah etc.); I do offer ONE caution:

The construction work needed to stick a 13-mile circumference tunnel underground might disrupt the continuity of the partying within the 10-Ring Resort Facility, what with that long tunnel excavation messing up the continuity of the Lagoon celebratory overrun area. Such considerations should always be carefully considered in the scheme of things.

Besides, our embezzled take from the Cern budget would be considerably reduced if that Swiss operation had to go up against competition with US!
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Old 07-06-2012, 16:57   #15659
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Your wish is my command (blah blah blah etc.); I do offer ONE caution:

The construction work needed to stick a 13-mile circumference tunnel underground might disrupt the continuity of the partying within the 10-Ring Resort Facility, what with that long tunnel excavation messing up the continuity of the Lagoon celebratory overrun area. Such considerations should always be carefully considered in the scheme of things.

Besides, our embezzled take from the Cern budget would be considerably reduced if that Swiss operation had to go up against competition with US!
Indeed, it is far better to make a percentage of someone elses invetment without having to worry about amortization, upkeep, etc. If we wanted to do all of that we could work for a living.
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Old 07-06-2012, 20:48   #15660
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HE SAID WORK FOR A LIVING.....



WASH HIS MOUTH OUT WITH CHEAP BEER ! (insert BudLight or Keystone here)
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Old 07-06-2012, 21:02   #15661
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HE SAID WORK FOR A LIVING.....

WASH HIS MOUTH OUT WITH CHEAP BEER ! (insert BudLight or Keystone here)
I counsel demonsrating a measure of mercy toward Countrygun for his transgression (as long as he does not make a habit of such statements.) I think a penalty of ROTATING oral regeneration treatment with N-Sweat, '61 Lafite Rothschild, and 20-year-old single malt Scotch may be in order as punishment for this particular offense.

Perhaps we should convene a plenipotentiary tribunal to consider this issue. The Dungeon will cover the bar tab for this particular convocation.
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Old 07-06-2012, 21:28   #15662
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Are we going to need the funnel and the rubber hose?
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Old 07-06-2012, 22:22   #15663
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Are we going to need the funnel and the rubber hose?
Only if the "recipient" of the action formally requests them. It really comes down to personal preference in our enforcement policies.
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Old 07-06-2012, 22:35   #15664
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Only if the "recipient" of the action formally requests them. It really comes down to personal preference in our enforcement policies.
I have always been one to stand and take my medicine straight up.

When the man comes up tp me and asks if I'd like a blindfold, I intend to say,

"Too late, I needed one when I was boning your ole' lady"
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Old 07-06-2012, 22:48   #15665
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When the man comes up tp me and asks if I'd like a blindfold, I intend to say,

"Too late, I needed one when I was boning your ole' lady"
A perfectly appropriate response in THIS thread, but in more gracious surroundings, it might be preferable to say: Beauty is a lightswitch away!
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Old 07-06-2012, 23:07   #15666
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A perfectly appropriate response in THIS thread, but in more gracious surroundings, it might be preferable to say: Beauty is a lightswitch away!

Oh indeed.

I don't tend to waste frankness and honesty on the common rabble elsewhere, it's a bad habit to get into business wise.
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Old 07-06-2012, 23:36   #15667
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Oh indeed.

I don't tend to waste frankness and honesty on the common rabble elsewhere, it's a bad habit to get into business wise.
An excellent policy! The old Jewish deli shops in NYC were famous for their surly insolent waiters. The saying was: if the waiter is polite to you, you know you're NOT on the A-list!
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Old 07-07-2012, 00:01   #15668
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Your wish is my command (blah blah blah etc.); I do offer ONE caution:

The construction work needed to stick a 13-mile circumference tunnel underground might disrupt the continuity of the partying within the 10-Ring Resort Facility, what with that long tunnel excavation messing up the continuity of the Lagoon celebratory overrun area. Such considerations should always be carefully considered in the scheme of things.

Besides, our embezzled take from the Cern budget would be considerably reduced if that Swiss operation had to go up against competition with US!

Good points. Yeah, but i think we can also use the WarpMaster to reduce the length of the tube to 10 miles, then switch the 9mm Euro guns to the much more powerful 10mm guns we have, have Mike McNett cook up some super accurate duplex loads, and really have a smashing good time/space/reality and an even bigger light show out of the deal... which, is ultimately much easier to observe and photograph. Then, because we'll take the lead in field, the investors of the Swiss operation will force the Swiss to take direction from us, instead of the Progressively lame-brain Socialists they call "scientists", and then we can totally control all finances and teach them what embezzlement is all about. They'll never know what hit them, and since we will then control them all including their wives and daughters, we can take their "most promising" and, well, we can use them anyway we please... ya know, like have them learn to be Lagoon Girls. The possibilities are not only mind blowing, they are endless. Hey, makes sense to me!
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Old 07-07-2012, 00:07   #15669
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Oh indeed.

I don't tend to waste frankness and honesty on the common rabble elsewhere, it's a bad habit to get into business wise.
Oh, and nice save, Countrygun. But, i think a better move would have been to "invite" her over, let our surgeons have their way with her, then slip her into the harem. She'll be so happy she'll forget where she came from and the rest of her past and have the brand new start she's always dreamed of.

Remember; Go BIG.... and get'r done!
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Old 07-07-2012, 00:15   #15670
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Good points. Yeah, but i think we can also use the WarpMaster to reduce the length of the tube to 10 miles, then switch the 9mm Euro guns to the much more powerful 10mm guns we have, have Mike McNett cook up some super accurate duplex loads, and really have a smashing good time/space/reality and an even bigger light show out of the deal...
Everything you outlined in your post is entirely possible, but there are important ADMIN considerations.

Using the WarpMaster to reduce the length of the tube to 10 miles makes all the rest do-able, but it would mean dedicating the WarpMaster to this project for AT LEAST seventy percent of its operating time for the next year. Worse yet, scheduling of it would be subject to very tight advance scheduling. Such scheduling would, of course, be set up by the LSMPS(bbb)DPs in their administative and logistic capacities. Are the high-falutin' 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) TRULY willing to have the lowly Dungeon admin types assume this much control over one of the 10-Ring's favorite toys?
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Old 07-07-2012, 00:20   #15671
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An excellent policy! The old Jewish deli shops in NYC were famous for their surly insolent waiters. The saying was: if the waiter is polite to you, you know you're NOT on the A-list!

As an old deliman( as opposed to a New Dehli man) told me in Portland.

"You come here for the food. I know I'm making it right because you come back for the food, not for the nice.If you wanted the nice you'd go to the Goy joint down the street."
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Everything you outlined in your post is entirely possible, but there are important ADMIN considerations.

Using the WarpMaster to reduce the length of the tube to 10 miles makes all the rest do-able, but it would mean dedicating the WarpMaster to this project for AT LEAST seventy percent of its operating time for the next year. Worse yet, scheduling of it would be subject to very tight advance scheduling. Such scheduling would, of course, be set up by the LSMPS(bbb)DPs in their administative and logistic capacities. Are the high-falutin' 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) TRULY willing to have the lowly Dungeon admin types assume this much control over one of the 10-Ring's favorite toys?
Nope, don't let the Dungeon Scumb NEAR that thing! I was thinking more of using the high roll'n Fungeoneers to do it. Those guys can do anything as long as the motivation is Ni(*)(*)le Sweet and Lagoon Girls at the end of the tunnel! And we've got and endless supply of that. Just remember to use the carrot and stick method. They'll figure out how to warp the WarpMaster into OverOverWarp and speed up the drive. Yeah, it's got to work! I know those guys... and those girls... and, matter of fact, that Beer... and it's TIME FOR ANOTHER ROUND!! Noth'n like a little WooHOOOOO!!!

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Nope, don't let the Dungeon Scumb NEAR that thing! I was thinking more of using the high roll'n Fungeoneers to do it.
We'll go with your call, Tazz; of course, it might help things along if your inebriated 10-Ring crew (again, pardon my redundancy) attained at least a measure of sobriety when doing the targeting alignment for the excavation. I mean, well, once they were aiming a 10mm round at somewhere in Northern Canada ... and Chernobyl happened!
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We'll go with your call, Tazz; of course, it might help things along if your inebriated 10-Ring crew (again, pardon my redundancy) attained at least a measure of sobriety when doing the targeting alignment for the excavation. I mean, well, once they were aiming a 10mm round at somewhere in Northern Canada ... and Chernobyl happened!
Sammy, Sammy, Sammy... you, my friend, have been watching too much RTTV! It's ok to watch it, but you've got to learn to dodge that propaganda just a weeeee bit better. Heck, you're a proven and decorated master of propaganda, i can't believe you missed this one!

If there is one thing me a sure of it's sob rioty. Especially when doing targeting alignment. Now, i know you are relatively new 10mm guy... what 4.5 years now? At any rate, we didn't cause Chernobyl, they just blamed it on us because they were too embarrassed about their ineptness, and well, what we DID do.

Ok, here's what we did do; First we sank one of their nuke subs with our 10's... K27 with a secret prototype 10mm. plain and simple, just like that... in order to send a message to them to quit steaming our tail... and, as you can see, it worked quite well. Now, of course, they knew they couldn't tell the truth about it, so, they set out to find something they could hit us with. Then the lame-brains goofed up big time and allowed Chernobyl to blow. Honestly they never should have used that design, but they did, and they just couldn't admit it along with all their other epic failures. So, what they did was blame us for it. So, we went out and did a little more plinking... kind of like plinking for fish in a barrel, and plinked K219, right to the bottom. They didn't like that one bit because of the obvious backlash they would have had to face over such an epically weak stealth failure, and the fact proving we did it would have showed the reality of their inept weakness and inferiority, so, they set out to find something that would cause the world to blame us enough to hate us. Well, we knew all this and they just kept up their antics, so, fire 3, we sank their K-728 sub. This, of course just set them off to find another target. Blah blah, blah... the usual commie stuff, and then us blasting them again. It just keeps going back and forth. Anyway, segue to today, they planted their favorite agent Obama into the mix, and now we have situation we are in today.
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... and the K27, K219, and K728 are ONLY the 10mm-induced Soviet disasters of which SOME indication has leaked out of the old Soviet system. The Dungeon Historical Research Division has firmly established the destructiveness of the 10mm in destroying the MIC strategic bomber, the KEY ballistic missle sub, and the MOUSE experimental main battle tank.

Many Dungeon types suffered sobriety to bring us this information.
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