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Old 07-30-2012, 17:04   #15801
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Yeah, if we outright SELL the pig, Mongo will be VERY upset !
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Old 07-30-2012, 18:04   #15802
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Yeah, if we outright SELL the pig, Mongo will be VERY upset !
We don't rent pigs.

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Old 07-30-2012, 20:13   #15803
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Correct !!

We LEASE pigz !


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Old 07-31-2012, 02:36   #15804
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Correct !!

We LEASE pigz !

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We LEASE pigz ... with option to buy! Important accounting considerations make this point salient.
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Old 07-31-2012, 16:13   #15805
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What happens if you put lipstick on a leased pig?
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Old 07-31-2012, 16:28   #15806
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What happens if you put lipstick on a leased pig?
It would depend on whether the leased pig was itself willing to receive lipstick!

A useful motto:
Never try to teach a mule to sing. It wastes YOUR time, and it annoys the mule!
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Old 07-31-2012, 17:14   #15807
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"Porcine cosmetology"

If we invest correctly the write offs could be tremendous. after depriciating the initial investment and the write offs for feed and such, we then sell the object to the Luau department where it is turned into the centerpiece for a business dinner which is attended, and paid for so it can be written off, by the other departments. But the Luau department falls short of making a profit so they can write off the dinner as a loss.
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Old 07-31-2012, 18:42   #15808
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Then there are the "Pickled Pig's Feet", However Pickled Pig's Lips with Lipstick would be confusing!

Then there would be the cajun seasoned Hog Cracklin's...give me some skins!
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Old 07-31-2012, 19:48   #15809
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If we invest correctly the write offs could be tremendous. after depriciating the initial investment and the write offs for feed and such, we then sell the object to the Luau department where it is turned into the centerpiece for a business dinner which is attended, and paid for so it can be written off, by the other departments. But the Luau department falls short of making a profit so they can write off the dinner as a loss.
We have to be careful in executing your plan. The numnutz Enron crew gave Special Purpose Entities such a bad rep that the stink on SPE's still lingers twelve years after their shyster chicanery. So we have to ensure that we do it RIGHT!
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Old 07-31-2012, 19:58   #15810
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We have to be careful in executing your plan. The numnutz Enron crew gave Special Purpose Entities such a bad rep that the stink on SPE's still lingers twelve years after their shyster chicanery. So we have to ensure that we do it RIGHT!

It is such a shame that hacks like Enron have to foul up a system that works so well in the hands of professionals.
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Old 07-31-2012, 20:39   #15811
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"We leased out the pig,
And made a great deal.
Scored us a profit,
On all but the squeal !"
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Old 07-31-2012, 20:49   #15812
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The Dungeon Bookie Crew .... whoops! ... the Dungeon Investment/Arbitrage Operation ... has asked me to make this announcement:

In the Men's Basketball in the Olympics today, the US played Tunisia; TUNISIA BEAT THE SPREAD! The Dungeon types salute those plucky North Africans.
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Old 07-31-2012, 21:07   #15813
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The Dungeon Bookie Crew .... whoops! ... the Dungeon Investment/Arbitrage Operation ... has asked me to make this announcement:

In the Men's Basketball in the Olympics today, the US played Tunisia; TUNISIA BEAT THE SPREAD! The Dungeon types salute those plucky North Africans.


who do we have in the Mens (?) ribbon dancing?
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Old 07-31-2012, 21:16   #15814
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who do we have in the Mens (?) ribbon dancing?
Dunno; not enough action to establish a line.

Actually, in proper bookie style, the Dungeon Crew just covers other peoples' action. Our professional practices standards restrict us to simply balancing our book; we prefer to NOT care about the actual outcome of an event.
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Old 07-31-2012, 21:33   #15815
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You mean that Tunisia scored 8 points ????!!
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Old 07-31-2012, 21:37   #15816
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You mean that Tunisia scored 8 points ????!!
The final was 110-63; the spread was 50 points.
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Old 07-31-2012, 21:43   #15817
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So we made how much on the game ?
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Old 07-31-2012, 21:57   #15818
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So we made how much on the game ?
Our book was balanced; we made the usual vig.
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Old 07-31-2012, 21:59   #15819
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I for one welcome our new Tunisian basketball overlords.
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Old 07-31-2012, 22:50   #15820
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I for one welcome our new Tunisian basketball overlords.
An excellent attitude. After all, they may be just a Power Forward away from coming within THIRTY-seven points of us!
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Old 08-01-2012, 02:23   #15821
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Old 08-01-2012, 17:21   #15822
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We will probably end up with the Gold in B-Ball, the medal is only worth a paltry couple hundo....less than 3% gold in the "gold" medal, even with the dinner plates that are being handed out this year.
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Old 08-01-2012, 19:23   #15823
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We will probably end up with the Gold in B-Ball, the medal is only worth a paltry couple hundo....less than 3% gold in the "gold" medal, even with the dinner plates that are being handed out this year.
Yeah ... gold plating ... not even worth a minimal embezzlement effort. The world really started its slide to mediocrity when the term "24 caret gold filled" came into use. That phrase SOUNDS like it means "filled with gold", but it really means "thin gold surface, but FILLED with el cheapo metal".
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Old 08-01-2012, 20:28   #15824
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They quit giving out real GOLD medals about the time they quit the live-pigeon shoots. I believe it was around 1900-1912.
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Old 08-01-2012, 21:00   #15825
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Things really went downhill when they started making them out of this.
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