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Old 06-23-2011, 19:18   #12681
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regarding July 4th.......


wouldn't they be considered Blowups ??
(NO, NOT the ones that Tazz has in his Penthouse "Office") !
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Old 06-23-2011, 19:38   #12682
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perhaps our planning event horizon is now a bit too close.
If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, when using the Tardis to open an interspatial flexure, all safety protocols must be engaged. Event horizons are nothing to toy with.
It's all fun and games until somebody loses a galaxy.
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Old 06-23-2011, 19:58   #12683
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Nothing like a Galaxy caught in the spin cycle, shifting the flexure of interspatial to neutral, to allow for a total reversal procedural, without interlacing a wrinkle of the time fabric, could have dimensional discrepancies! Somehow Bounce might be able to smooth out the wrinkle and bring harmony back to the galactic forces...

I suppose samurairabbi can understand the gravity of the situation!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
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Old 06-23-2011, 20:05   #12684
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I suppose samurairabbi can understand the gravity of the situation!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
An applicable philosophy of life:

The world sucks ... and you thought it was gravity!
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Old 06-23-2011, 21:17   #12685
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An applicable philosophy of life:

The world sucks ... and you thought it was gravity!
All you have to do is flush the toilet to see that it isn't gravity.

So, the corporal punishment of toilet syphoning is definitely out of the question? Thank you.
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Old 06-23-2011, 22:53   #12686
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Listen up, you marginally coherent 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy). The Dungeon Legal Team heard a good one today that we believe worthy of the highest do-anything-to-keep-the-client-out-of-jail traditions of the legal support we give to the miscreant 10-Ringers. (Again, pardon my redundancy)

Lindsay Lohan, in her continuing quest to win Twit-of-the-year honors, tested positive for alcohol on her latest legal exam. Her counsel dug through the paperwork, and found the court's no-alcohol writ had EXPIRED, and had not been renewed by the court and prosecutors! So she dodged the bullet on this one. Our disgust at her dodging the terms of her probation is overwhelmed by our admiration of the resourcefulness of her legal reps. If any of us ever foul up, that lawyer would be handy to have on the payroll.
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Old 06-24-2011, 11:51   #12687
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Lindsay Lohan, in her continuing quest to win Twit-of-the-year honors, tested positive for alcohol on her latest legal exam. Her counsel dug through the paperwork, and found the court's no-alcohol writ had EXPIRED, and had not been renewed by the court and prosecutors! So she dodged the bullet on this one. Our disgust at her dodging the terms of her probation is overwhelmed by our admiration of the resourcefulness of her legal reps. If any of us ever foul up, that lawyer would be handy to have on the payroll.
IMHO, she's got the gene. I assume that her body perceives alchohol as a very compelling food source.

I wish her luck, but she appears incapable of quitting.

Let's make her an honorary Lagoon Party Queen and invite her to a 10 Ring inebriation session.
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Old 06-24-2011, 13:50   #12688
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Let's make her an honorary Lagoon Party Queen and invite her to a 10 Ring inebriation session.
Be very very careful, as she is a known thief and might try and get her slimmy paws on the embezzlement funds! Therefore I can NOT second that motion!
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Old 06-24-2011, 15:16   #12689
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Off with her head!
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Old 06-24-2011, 18:24   #12690
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Now, now Geesie.....don't be quite so harsh on the girl.
She MUST have some redeeming qualities, so why not invite her & let uncle "talk" to her a bit.
In the spirit of our Eskimo friends, she might be good for a laugh or two...
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Old 06-24-2011, 18:44   #12691
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Be very very careful, as she is a known thief and might try and get her slimmy paws on the embezzlement funds! Therefore I can NOT second that motion!
Shadow, I agree with your opposition to the motion. I think we can STILL have some fun at her expense.

1) We can allow her access to our COUNTERFEIT jewelry. She steals it, has it appraised, and finds out WE conned HER! A moment to be savored.

2) We can allow her access to the COINS section of the embezzlement operation. She gets greedy, tries to steal a lot of coins, pops a disc, and our spies at the Med Center feed us copies of her x-rays. That, plus our savoring her physical discomforture while she is stuck on home detention, would be worth the minor loss entailed by a few missing bags of change.
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Old 06-24-2011, 19:15   #12692
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Shadow, I agree with your opposition to the motion. I think we can STILL have some fun at her expense.

1) We can allow her access to our COUNTERFEIT jewelry. She steals it, has it appraised, and finds out WE conned HER! A moment to be savored.

2) We can allow her access to the COINS section of the embezzlement operation. She gets greedy, tries to steal a lot of coins, pops a disc, and our spies at the Med Center feed us copies of her x-rays. That, plus our savoring her physical discomforture while she is stuck on home detention, would be worth the minor loss entailed by a few missing bags of change.
Seeing how you put it that way...can I play the TSA Inspector role!
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Old 06-24-2011, 20:18   #12693
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Seeing how you put it that way...can I play the TSA Inspector role!
I congratulate you on your perception and initiative in noting the availability of an inspection position in this situation. The spot is yours!

I offer the full assistance of the Dungeon support staff in working out the full logistics backup for your duties. In particular, we suggest you have a backup to standard latex exam gloves; loopy Lindsay showing up at the 10-Ring Med Center with an avoidable allergic reaction would diminish the prestige of our operation.
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Old 06-24-2011, 20:33   #12694
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Powder free Nitrile Gloves usually will surfice! I am glad you are offering the assistance of the Dungeon support staff on this one! She will need to be watched/monitored during the Lagoon party functions.

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Brace yourselves should she accept the invitation...
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Old 06-24-2011, 21:29   #12695
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rather a different kind of "party favor" eh what ?
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Old 06-24-2011, 22:06   #12696
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Powder free Nitrile Gloves usually will surfice! I am glad you are offering the assistance of the Dungeon support staff on this one! She will need to be watched/monitored during the Lagoon party functions.

The 10 Ring

Brace yourselves should she accept the invitation...
Clearly NOT her most favorable camera angle. If she does show up in the 10-Ring facility, we'll fly her up to 20,000 feet, strap a chute to her, and shove her out the hatch.

One minor detail: Twee-Twee will have packed the chute.
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Old 06-25-2011, 03:46   #12697
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Off with her kneecaps!
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Twee Twee...Will probably add a "Safety Noose" to the packed chute. Here honey you need to slip this over your head for safety! Look out when the chute opens!

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Old 06-25-2011, 11:32   #12699
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Off with her kneecaps!
Good ol' Twee-Twee! A truly creative way to stick it to an over-hyped minimally talented media fixation target.
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Old 06-25-2011, 20:17   #12700
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O.K. Geesie, enough already....

you can have TARDIS back......enjoy your shopping trip.
Uncle's only request is various samples of BBQ sauces you may encounter, poor Mongo is getting rather bored with my fave recipe, as it is only hot enough to remove chrome from the bumper of a '54 Buick...
He wants something with a bit more "kick" to it.

drive safe !

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