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Old 08-10-2012, 12:31   #15876
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Don't bring up "OLD DAZE" That reminds me of the Boone's Farm error! Yep some of those did come up and out! However the women didn't mind the drink!
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Old 08-10-2012, 19:36   #15877
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I Came.....

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I Drank............

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Old 08-10-2012, 19:55   #15878
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I Came.....

I Saw.......

I Drank............
C'mon, Unkle! Why the literary shtick? You were drinking before you arrived. You were drinking before you looked. You were drinking before you were drinking!
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Old 08-10-2012, 20:04   #15879
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all in the name of keeping in practice !
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Old 08-10-2012, 20:24   #15880
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all in the name of keeping in practice !
Good point. Consistency is an important aspect of incoherency!
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Old 08-10-2012, 21:05   #15881
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Good point. Consistency is an important aspect of incoherency!

Does incoherence create plausible deniability in court? i would think it does, but I can't remember what the Judge said?????
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Old 08-10-2012, 21:19   #15882
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What Judge? What Court? What Drink? Who Me? Not Me?
Would you pass me another!
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Old 08-10-2012, 22:37   #15883
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Does incoherence create plausible deniability in court? i would think it does, but I can't remember what the Judge said?????
Incoherence DOES create plausible deniability in court, but only if it is COHERENTLY PRESENTED! Hey, context is everything!
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Old 08-11-2012, 19:25   #15884
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Think You veddy much !
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Old 08-11-2012, 19:59   #15885
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Incoherence DOES create plausible deniability in court, but only if it is COHERENTLY PRESENTED! Hey, context is everything!


Geeze those guys in the black dresses are soooooo picky.
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Old 08-11-2012, 20:58   #15886
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Geeze those guys in the black dresses are soooooo picky.
Not about ugly guns; here come da judge.



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Old 08-11-2012, 21:31   #15887
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2 Taurus/3 days.....back to the factory.
1) 1911 model.......30 rds. hardball, total lockup, not fully back
2) Judge 3".......hammer locked WHEN TAKEN OUT OF BOX, WOUDN'T UNLOCK

Neither customer happy, not our fault. I suggest a Remington 1911 & a S&W Governor to respective customers.
Call to cust service(??) took 32 min & 28 min respectivly to get to a human.
I do my best to discourage customers from buying Taurus firearms, just for reasons like this.


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Old 08-12-2012, 10:59   #15888
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Now, back to our regularily scheduled debauchery !

many tourists visited the north end of the Lagoon last night, had to pick up after the slobs this AM.

But the haul of loot made it worth it !

Rabbi, the check for the Dungeon's 39% cut will be in the monday AM mail !


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Old 08-12-2012, 17:34   #15889
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Now, back to our regularily scheduled debauchery !
... supplemented, of course, by sufficient transiently unscheduled debauchery. Unpredictability is a major asset of our organization.
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Old 08-12-2012, 17:53   #15890
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... supplemented, of course, by sufficient transiently unscheduled debauchery. Unpredictability is a major asset of our organization.

The best debauch I ever had was unscheduled.


"Poor planning prevents prior performance"
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Old 08-12-2012, 19:49   #15891
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An unscheduled Priapism might could be sufficient to allow for some performance, but then again those lasting for 4 or more hours may require medical attention!
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Old 08-12-2012, 21:04   #15892
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More likely, if it doesn't last at LEAST 4 hours, I'll need medical attention.
My partner is NOT easily amused......
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Old 08-12-2012, 21:33   #15893
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My Idea of medical attention!
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Old 08-12-2012, 22:28   #15894
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got 5 bucks says SHE'S not easily amused either.....
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Old 08-13-2012, 23:35   #15895
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On a side note that you may find interesting, my wildcatt investing business has scored a grand coup this week.

Being an election year I wanted to take advantage of the advertising opportunities and I gambled early on Romney being the nominee and when it started to pay off I threw caution to the wind and doubled down on my investment. I gambled on the letter "R". I became the largest single owner of the letter "R" in my conservative voting region. You cannot imagine how happy I was when Romney chose Ryan. My double down is paying off doubly well.

I do not advise anyone try my strategy in the future. I have many years of experience and i saw my father lose a great amount of money when he gambled on Pat Paulsons career prospects. "till his dying day he avoided words with the letter "P" in them, even though we had cans of P everywhere.
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Old 08-14-2012, 20:59   #15896
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I do not advise anyone try my strategy in the future.
We agree, futures on letters can be volatile. The Dungeon has taken Advanced Derivatives Futures positions on the letters "T" and "A". We're waiting to see if the options become profitable enough to execute.
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Old 08-14-2012, 21:48   #15897
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T&A can be mighty expensive, high maint. letters Rabbi.....

(from experience)

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Old 08-15-2012, 13:27   #15898
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A&T, T&A is the order really important? Repeat the sounds of each of these letters...ATTIC.

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Old 08-15-2012, 21:23   #15899
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I was going to speculate on the letters "B" and "S" but the alphabet speculators were well aware of the traditional run during elections and I didn't feel there was a profit margin worth my time, besides the trouble getting rid of all the surplus that exists once the election is over.

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Old 08-15-2012, 21:26   #15900
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This thread is brought to you by the letter G
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