08:40 PM - Page 646

ChuteTheMall · 10-11-2012, 11:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by _The_Shadow

MOVED to Page 646

MinervaDoe · 10-11-2012, 21:21

This one touched me too.

https://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.ph...type=1&theater

samurairabbi · 10-11-2012, 23:19

We will cherish what he brought to our organization. Nobody could match his special flair in packing people behind a piano. I propose we dedicate our embezzlement, scholarly research, and raucous inebriated debauched revelry for the rest of the year to his honor.

Alex Karras and Roger Brown could stall an NFL running game better than just about anyone else. Jim Brown praised them highly.

ChuteTheMall · 10-12-2012, 11:51

VN350X10 · 10-12-2012, 17:00

As I remember, Karras & the Lions ruined a perfect season for the Packers.

As a Bears fan, I respected that !

uncle

JuneyBooney · 10-13-2012, 13:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by wabash

?

Nothing come sup here.

samurairabbi · 10-13-2012, 14:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuneyBooney

Nothing come sup here.

That was 11 years ago. Lot of rifts in the space/time continuum since then.

VN350X10 · 10-13-2012, 17:23

every post must be studied to decipher the true meaning of 8:40 PM.....

uncle

samurairabbi · 10-13-2012, 18:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by VN350X10

every post must be studied to decipher the true meaning of 8:40 PM.....

uncle

Or ... The totality of the experience is comprehensible only if EVERY aspect of that experience is understood. Disregarding ANY detail causes miscomprenhension of the entire experience.

(yo, Unkle! Did I stack it high enough?)

LASTRESORT20 · 10-13-2012, 19:04

On Getting Laid.....Ah! The Kama Sutra....

~ "every post must be studied to decipher the true meaning" ~

ostrich lays an egg - YouTube

countrygun · 10-13-2012, 19:06

I would call it, " a place of concrete yet exestential perspective with unlimited potential within a a defined but ethereal envelope described only by the parameters allowed by the psyche of those who deem participation to be preferable to embracing the mundane confines of the pedestrian society that limits its satisfaction level to such banal pursuits as might be fit into a .40 S&W casing."

samurairabbi · 10-13-2012, 20:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by countrygun

I would call it, " a place of concrete yet exestential perspective with unlimited potential within a a defined but ethereal envelope described only by the parameters allowed by the psyche of those who deem participation to be preferable to embracing the mundane confines of the pedestrian society that limits its satisfaction level to such banal pursuits as might be fit into a .40 S&W casing."

If payment is by the word, then this is quality work.

countrygun · 10-13-2012, 22:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

If payment is by the word, then this is quality work.

Thank you, I ued to write grant applications, and govt reports.

samurairabbi · 10-13-2012, 23:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by countrygun

Thank you, I ued to write grant applications, and govt reports.

I was certain I was seeing the work of a seasoned professional in that post. It is pleasant to know I can still quickly spot an expert at work.

MinervaDoe · 10-13-2012, 23:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by countrygun

I would call it, " a place of concrete yet exestential perspective with unlimited potential within a a defined but ethereal envelope described only by the parameters allowed by the psyche of those who deem participation to be preferable to embracing the mundane confines of the pedestrian society that limits its satisfaction level to such banal pursuits as might be fit into a .40 S&W casing."

Yeah, me too. I think, therefore, I am; right?

samurairabbi · 10-14-2012, 07:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

Yeah, me too. I think, therefore, I am; right?

In the 10-Ring, the philosophy is: I drink, therefore I am

countrygun · 10-14-2012, 11:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

Yeah, me too. I think, therefore, I am; right?

More like Popeye the sailor when he retired and bought a sweet-potato farm. When he died, his tombstone read,

"I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam."

VN350X10 · 10-14-2012, 16:51

Piled sufficiently high & noted gentlemen.....

uncle

MinervaDoe · 10-14-2012, 18:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

In the 10-Ring, the philosophy is: I drink, therefore I am

Touche'

Quote:

Originally Posted by countrygun

More like Popeye the sailor when he retired and bought a sweet-potato farm. When he died, his tombstone read,

"I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam."

Do not get me started with puns. .... BUT, this one got me to thinking about 1) what kind of tongue twisters would arise from having Sweet Pea on Popeye's sweet potato farm, 2) whether Whimpy would still pay Popeye on Tuesday for any hamburger money he borrowed, and 3) whether Olive Oil would suffer irrefutable damage from accidentally being expeller pressed.

Also, you'd think Popeye would grow spinach. ... just saying .....

countrygun · 10-14-2012, 19:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by MinervaDoe

Touche'

Do not get me started with puns. .... BUT, this one got me to thinking about 1) what kind of tongue twisters would arise from having Sweet Pea on Popeye's sweet potato farm, 2) whether Whimpy would still pay Popeye on Tuesday for any hamburger money he borrowed, and 3) whether Olive Oil would suffer irrefutable damage from accidentally being expeller pressed.

Also, you'd think Popeye would grow spinach. ... just saying .....

All of this talk of produce reminds me of a young lady I knew in Potland Or. She was working an a restaurant owned by one Horst Maeger a transplanted Bavarian with impossible standards and a habit of flying into his native German when he found English insifficient to express displeasure.

The young lady was working in the prep line when she discovered someone had place many of the fresh spices, that maeger insisted on, in a rather improper place and they had wilted. Knowing he would soon be making an inspection tour before openening. Thinking quickly, she ran to her purse and pulled out her sewing kit and finding an appropriate color managed to truss up the soggy spices so they looked entirely fresh. They indeed passed his observation and all was fine for the night.

It proved the adage,

"A stitch in thyme saves "Nein""

samurairabbi · 10-14-2012, 19:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by countrygun

It proved the adage,

"A stitch in thyme saves "Nein""

Hmmmm ... Getting UNDER this one will take effort. Here is my attempt.

Philosophy of life according to three noted philosophers:
To do is to be ... Sartre
To be is to do ... Aristotle
Do be do be do ... Sinatra

_The_Shadow · 10-14-2012, 20:29

Do...Scooby Do be Doooo!

VN350X10 · 10-14-2012, 20:37

this is making me brain hurt........AGAIN !

samurairabbi · 10-14-2012, 23:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by VN350X10

this is making me brain hurt........AGAIN !

The 10-Ring Medical Center is all set up for your brain transplant, Unkle. In three days, your pain problems can be a distant memory. The ever vigilant Dungeon admin crew will handle all the insurance detail.

ChuteTheMall · 10-15-2012, 07:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by samurairabbi

The 10-Ring Medical Center is all set up for your brain transplant, Unkle. In three days, your pain problems can be a distant memory. The ever vigilant Dungeon admin crew will handle all the insurance detail.

For an optional fee, even the distant memory of your pain problems can be removed during the operation. Enter coupon code "WTF" on Obamacare form 827r, page 18c, paragraph XIIe and initial box G45 on page 29k under paragraph MVb.