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Old 09-03-2011, 18:30   #13321
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What if I were all three...a too sober psychopath that didn't embezzle enough?

I would quess I need to tighten up some things...pass me a drink and watch the money [$$$]!
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Old 09-03-2011, 22:33   #13322
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If uncle may be permitted to get a word in edgewise...
Since the Borg Queen is arriving in her personal Cube, I will position about 10 Parsecs out, with TARDIS in defensive mode. Mongo will be assisting me in this endeavor.
There will be NO party crashers interfering with the official visit.
Just be so kind as inform us when the formal Banquet will be taking place; We shall make a quick arrival, eat & then depart; The tasks on TARDIS can be entrusted to 5 or 6 Engineering Interns in the absence of Mongo & myself, once all of the preperations are made.
If I did not make a pass at the Borg Queen, she would get the impression that uncle is ignoring her, Bad Show !
And she always finds Mongo entertaining.

I will start preperations within the hour.

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Old 09-03-2011, 22:36   #13323
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please excuse my rudeness of a double post, however:

Shadow, are you holding out O.K.? Or will it be necessary to send equipment to assist you ?

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Old 09-03-2011, 22:41   #13324
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Borg Queen is also amused.
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Old 09-04-2011, 08:27   #13325
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....... The tasks on TARDIS can be entrusted to 5 or 6 Engineering Interns in the absence of Mongo & myself, once all of the preperations are made.


A thousand pardons, Uncle.

The words "entrust" and "Engineering Interns" are rarely used in the same sentence.

Especially by me . . with our Engineering Interns.

With their covert party schedule, access to air conditioned NS production control areas equipped with internet connections and 42 inch screen monitors - into which they plugged a sophisticated multi-speaker sound system under the guise of calling it an "area alarm horn" . . . . these "kids" ..... aargh.

On second thought . . . . . take them with you.
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Old 09-04-2011, 08:43   #13326
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Some of the Interns made off with the filter media.
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Old 09-04-2011, 08:43   #13327
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Old 09-04-2011, 09:05   #13328
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While I unhooked some of the media, I didn't take the media..but I did hang on to the plumpness squeezers for awhile!

Things were perking up! ( ^ ) ( ^ )
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Old 09-04-2011, 13:08   #13329
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DNA session!!
Uh oh! This round, it would actually be an auto-erotic Chamber session! Just the thought of it will be enough to distract to salacious 10-Ringers (pardon my redundancy) from their standard-issue raucous inebriated debauched revelry. We may be able to make an adjustiment in the party logistics; it may come at exactly the right time to offset the additional expenditures necessary to appropriately entertain the Borg Queen and her entourage during her official state visit.

We shall keep you posted.
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Old 09-04-2011, 14:46   #13330
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Engineer151515,
Rest assured, the automated systems aboard TARDIS could actually function with nobody aboard.
The use of the Interns is just a ruse to permit Mongo to enjoy himself, without feeling guilty about abandoning his post. Hence, the 5 or 6 needed.
Besides, in the group, there statisticly should be one that is going to be competent, this usage will help you in his/her selection.
Oh yeah, TARDIS is ready as soon as G33 gives the word.

Now if I can get Mongo away from the smoked pork shoulder, we're set.
'Q sammichs tomorrow if there's any left.


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Old 09-04-2011, 19:06   #13331
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Old 09-04-2011, 19:21   #13332
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Old 09-05-2011, 16:53   #13333
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Besides, in the group, there statisticly should be one that is going to be competent. . .
Clearly, you haven't seen our Engineering Interns.
Humph.
Damned leap of faith is what that is.
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Old 09-05-2011, 19:24   #13334
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Clearly, you haven't seen our Engineering Interns.
Humph.
Damned leap of faith is what that is.
Eng, I counsel perspective in these circumstances. Remember the exchange between Lawrence and Field Marshall Allenby in the movie Lawrence of Arabia. Lawrence is in Allenby's office after returning to Cairo after taking Aqaba. This exchange takes place:

Lawrence: Shouldn't junior officers use their initiative at all times?
Allenby: Not really. Damned dangerous.
Lawrence: I know.
Allenby: You do?
Lawrence: Yes.
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Old 09-05-2011, 19:59   #13335
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I'm looking at the raw numbes here. 1 in 5 or 6...
Thats like a batting average of .200 or a percentage of .167, good enough for minor league baseball or weather forcasting. They can't be any worse than that or they'd need a reminder to breathe !
I mean this is a task that could EASILY be entrusted to the Swedish Bikini Team, except then neither Mongo or myself would WANT to leave TARDIS and come to the official dinner...ah....wait a minute..err....let me get back to you on this. Further study is now required here....."Mongo...come here please, we have an important matter to discuss"
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Old 09-05-2011, 23:26   #13337
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Old 09-06-2011, 12:48   #13338
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Old 09-06-2011, 13:48   #13339
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