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Old 09-07-2011, 21:36   #13361
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Okay, time to go medieval here.

Once there was a lady who owned three cats: Fluffy, Tuffy, and Van Cliburn.
Fluffy was the fluffiest
Tuffy was the toughest
Van Cliburn was the pianist
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Old 09-07-2011, 21:48   #13362
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and the question is:

"What do you call a smart Blonde"


Alex, I'd like to go back to Bad Puns for $600.00 please
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Old 09-08-2011, 08:08   #13363
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The 10 Ring
Old kings never die; they just get throne away.
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Old 09-08-2011, 09:18   #13364
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Thirsty.
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Old 09-08-2011, 10:27   #13365
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Oh Gee Thee Thee, I see you're ready for some holloween fun!

Bite me!
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Old 09-08-2011, 15:42   #13366
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VN350X10....yup...my old favorite...
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Old 09-08-2011, 18:34   #13367
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Listen up, 10-Ringers! The Dungeon Legal Team has stumbled across one that may amuse even the debauched 10-Ring mentality (pardon my redundancy).

Last year, an Indianapolis city council member / police officer was caught by an FBI sting taking a $5000 bribe to help a crew open a downtown strip club. He resigned both his city council and police positions. The trial is now underway.

A measure of his desperate predicament: In the opening statement to the jury, the lawyer stated that his client was trying to make a legitimate side business out of assisting adult clubs.

The Dungeon types do not know whether to laugh, cry, or barf.
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Old 09-08-2011, 19:06   #13368
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Im crying in my sad dungeon....
....but....
Heroes have always beeen cowboys....
and my father was a gangster.
Guess that makes me a pirate ?
One of you 10 ringers gotta walk the plank!
Volunteers????
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Old 09-08-2011, 19:15   #13369
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Guess that makes me a pirate ?
One of you 10 ringers gotta walk the plank!
Volunteers????
Walking the plank is a designated Dungeon duty. It's one of the items covered by our embezzlement take.
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Old 09-08-2011, 19:25   #13370
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Arrr! Mate...Dar need be a good old fashion keel hauling thru the lagoon, yar be of notable interest! There be a man of war off the storbord bow!
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Old 09-08-2011, 19:34   #13371
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Arrr! Mate...Dar need be a good old fashion keel hauling thru the lagoon, yar be of notable interest! There be a man of war off the storbord bow!
Rations for the post-keelhaul lunch will be provided by ... who else? ... Arrrrrby's!
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Old 09-08-2011, 19:54   #13372
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Keep in mind 10 Ringers...It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves...

Shadow and Sam and all...Dont get caught counting your booty...arrr... or your bullets...
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Old 09-08-2011, 20:01   #13373
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Keep in mind 10 Ringers...It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves...
Only thieves for a moment. When we reinvest our booty, we become CAPITALISTS!
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Old 09-08-2011, 20:06   #13374
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Yup LOFL
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Old 09-08-2011, 20:09   #13375
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But...Pirates were democratic socialists...no?
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Old 09-08-2011, 20:36   #13376
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But...Pirates were democratic socialists...no?
No ... pirates were preemptive salvage specialists.
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Old 09-08-2011, 20:45   #13377
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we don't have a bakery division that I'm aware of....why are we discussing the cost/expenses of pastries ?


Pie Rates ???



Arrrrrrrrrgh !
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Old 09-08-2011, 20:47   #13378
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I thought those were vermin that tended to take up residence in bakeries and pastry shops.... You Know...
PIE RATS
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Old 09-08-2011, 20:50   #13379
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the only real vermin that we have here are those located in the Penthouse.....
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Old 09-08-2011, 20:54   #13380
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Sam....pirating was and still is an expression of social discontent...culminating to social banditry...
And correct me if I am wrong...and I full well know I am opening myself up to the plank walk myself....but I think history might be able to show that black pirates were considered equal among and with white pirates....If that isnt socialism before its time ???

Now gangsters on the other hand.....well...there is no fine line...
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