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Old 05-07-2013, 12:16   #17101
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Old 05-07-2013, 19:44   #17102
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Old 05-07-2013, 21:16   #17103
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Old 05-07-2013, 21:49   #17104
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Old 05-08-2013, 09:09   #17105
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Old 05-18-2013, 22:22   #17106
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Well, I made it back....
TARDIS had a severe malfunction, I really don't know how long I've been gone, the Borg stopped me 5 or 6 times and the worst thing, I get back & my computer has Windows 8 on it.


HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


At the minimum, I need "N"Sweat Lager in mass quantities, currently down to my last 1/2 case of Crown Royal !
These are desperate times.

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Old 05-18-2013, 22:30   #17107
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I would love to borrow the Tardis to avoid Windows 8
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Old 05-18-2013, 22:43   #17108
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Get a firm grip of your proletarian shovel and make several slow, deep and heavy digs, breathing in through your nose and out through your mouth. Dig in peace and love for the common good until you start experiencing the people's pain, suffering, and hatred of the class enemy, its running dogs, and capitalism in general....

Once your feet turn cold with fear and you feel an irresistibly urge to fall on your knees and announce the advent of the New Leader, Friend of People, and Father of Nations, your self-criticism session is complete. You have discovered your inner Comrade!
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Old 05-18-2013, 22:57   #17109
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Well, I made it back....
TARDIS had a severe malfunction, I really don't know how long I've been gone, the Borg stopped me 5 or 6 times and the worst thing, I get back & my computer has Windows 8 on it.


HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


At the minimum, I need "N"Sweat Lager in mass quantities, currently down to my last 1/2 case of Crown Royal !
These are desperate times.

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I think we found the other half of that case.

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Get a firm grip of your proletarian shovel and make several slow, deep and heavy digs, breathing in through your nose and out through your mouth. Dig in peace and love for the common good until you start experiencing the people's pain, suffering, and hatred of the class enemy, its running dogs, and capitalism in general....

Once your feet turn cold with fear and you feel an irresistibly urge to fall on your knees and announce the advent of the New Leader, Friend of People, and Father of Nations, your self-criticism session is complete. You have discovered your inner Comrade!








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Old 05-18-2013, 23:12   #17110
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I kill myself
No problem. The Dungeon types include Resurrection as a standard benefit under the embezzlement administrative service agreement.
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Old 05-18-2013, 23:16   #17111
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Old 05-18-2013, 23:19   #17112
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"Trans-Dimensional Viagra" ?
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Old 05-18-2013, 23:20   #17113
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"I think we found the other half of that case"

Thanks country for `puttin` it together
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Old 05-18-2013, 23:28   #17114
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Well, I made it back....
TARDIS had a severe malfunction, I really don't know how long I've been gone, the Borg stopped me 5 or 6 times and the worst thing, I get back & my computer has Windows 8 on it.


HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


At the minimum, I need "N"Sweat Lager in mass quantities, currently down to my last 1/2 case of Crown Royal !
These are desperate times.

uncle

I've got a super easy solution for you to go with that N'Sweat and Crown...

BUY A MAC!!!

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Old 05-19-2013, 09:02   #17115
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Well, I made it back....
TARDIS had a severe malfunction, I really don't know how long I've been gone, the Borg stopped me 5 or 6 times and the worst thing, I get back & my computer has Windows 8 on it.


HELP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

..............

Damn it.

Working on that thing can be a . . . . well, difficult.
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Old 05-19-2013, 09:27   #17116
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I've got a super easy solution for you to go with that N'Sweat and Crown...

BUY A MAC!!!
Make it a Big Mac

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Old 05-19-2013, 09:29   #17117
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Looks like *** is censored, sorry T***10M!
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Old 05-19-2013, 11:18   #17118
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Old 05-19-2013, 13:11   #17119
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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunt camp.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Stanley .'

The mortician thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up, Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over
and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Stanley .'

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Stanley had two a**-holes.'
'What! He had two a**-holes?' asked the mortician.
'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to
say: 'There's Stanley with them two a**-holes.'

Cooter and Gomer are both now employed in the Obama administration as planning, development, and strategy consultants.
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Is that another name for a community organizer?
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Old 05-19-2013, 16:33   #17121
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If we make it a Big Mac, can I get an extra order of fries ? Or possibly a Shamrock Shake ? Ain't had one of those in a LOOOOOOONG time.....



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The Dungeon Linguistics Unit proposes that we refer to our leader as Taizz or Taizz10m in our posts. This would fake out the censor.
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Old 05-20-2013, 20:36   #17123
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Old 05-20-2013, 21:00   #17124
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The Dungeon Linguistics Unit proposes that we refer to our leader as Taizz or Taizz10m in our posts. This would fake out the censor.
Ewe kant phake tha sensor.
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Old 05-20-2013, 21:05   #17125
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