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Old 08-12-2004, 01:40   #1
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getting to know each other

getting to know each other


A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right
away.

She protested, "But we don't know anything about each other."

He replied, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go
along.

So she consented, and they were married, and went on a honeymoon to a
very
nice resort.

One morning, they were lying by the pool when he got up off his towel,
climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck gainer,
entering the water perfectly, almost without a ripple. This was
followed
by a three rotations in jackknife position before he again straightened
out
and cut the water like a knife. After a few more demonstrations, he
came
back and lay down on his towel.

She said, "'That was incredible!"

He said, "I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
we'd learn more about each other as we went along."

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing laps. She was
moving
so fast that the
froth from her pushing off at one end of the pool would hardly be gone
before she was already touching the other end of the pool. She did
laps in
freestyle, breaststroke, even butterfly!

After about thirty laps, completed in mere minutes, she climbed back
out
and lay down on her towel, barely breathing hard.

He said, "That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?"

"No", she said, "I was a hooker in Rockford and worked both sides of
the
river."
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Old 08-12-2004, 10:11   #2
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