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A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at
the bar and orders four very expensive drinks. The bartender serves them
on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron. The man then
consumes all four drinks in a matter of seconds. The bartender comments,
"Wow, you sure must have a problem." "If you had what I had," the man
replies, "you'd drink them fast, too." Leaning over, the sympathetic
bartender asks, "What do you have?" "Fifty cents," the man answers.