A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, "I would like
one of your special
full English breakfasts". "No problem." Comes the greasy little fat
girls reply from behind
the counter. "But I want it MY way." says the man.
"What do you mean your way?" comes the reply.
The man says, "well, I what the eggs only just about done so they look
like I have snotted
on them." he says. "I want the baked beans done so they are baking hot
on the top, and
freezing cold on the bottom. I want the bacon stuck to the plate with
grease, with more rind
than actual bacon. I want fried bread so greasy that the grease
trickles in to the snotty egg
"I dont have the time to do all that!" came the reply from the greasy
little fat girl.
"WELL YOU HAD TIME YESTERDAY!!!!!!!" came the reply.
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