A young American was enjoying his first night in Rome, drinking cappuccino at a
pavement cafe when a pretty girl sat beside him. "Hello," he said. " Do you understand English?"
"Only a little," she answered.
"How much?" he asked.
"Fifty dollars," she replied.
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
Schiit audio, everything else ain't.