A life long supporter of the Republican party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Democratic party.
"But why?" asked his puzzled friend, "You're Republican through and through! Why change now?"
The man learned forward and explained, "Well, I'd rather it was one of them that died and not one of us."
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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