Might not hear
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "I can't
sleep at night. When I'm in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that
I won't hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I
"Easy," said the doctor. "Just take the carpet off the floor."
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
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Schiit audio, everything else ain't.