A Real Dilemma....please Help!!!
A REAL DILEMMA..........
***PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? "The Titanic", or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read.
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read.
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bull**** artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During an ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Ummmm...yeah, Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica... OH BOY!...Let's not go there, either!
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary... basically the same thing.
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Last edited by Caretaker; 08-22-2004 at 11:55..