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Old 08-22-2004, 18:01   #1
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Okie's sick mule

Olie's mule was acting a little off his feed, just listless, with no get-up and go at all. He loaded the mule up and took him to the vet. The vet checked him out and decided it was just minor bowel blockage, and gave him a big pill. He told Okie that when he got home he was to leave the mule outside, so it wouldn't mess up the barn, and insert the pill in the mule's rectum.

Well, Okie took the mule home, did what the vet said, and walked up and stared that mule square in the eye. He walked all the way around the mule to the left, and then all the way around to the right. He walked back up, stared that mule in the eye again and said,"Mule I'm gonna take one more trip around you, and if i can't find your rectum, I'm gonna stuff this pill up your butt."
Stoicism is nothing to get excited about....
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Old 08-23-2004, 14:35   #2
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