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Old 08-30-2004, 10:10   #1
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Two old guys are moving about in Wal-Mart when their carts collide. One says to the other, excuse me, I'm looking for my wife, and I wasn't paying attention.

What a coincidence, says the other guy, so am I, and I'm getting a little desperate.

Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?

She's tall, with dark hair, long legs, firm boobs, and a tight butt.

What's your wife look like?

Never mind, let's look for yours.
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