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Arafat
Yasser Arafat, being ill and concerned about his mortality, consults a
psychic about the date of his death.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future, the
psychic finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"Which one?" Arafat asks nervously.
It doesn't matter," replies the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a
Jewish holiday."
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