Just say no
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into a
secluded area around midnight, the girl said, "My mother told me to say no
"Well," Barry said, "do you mind if I put my arm around you?"
"No," the girl replied.
"Do you mind if I put my other hand on your leg?"
"N-n-no," the girl replied.
"You know," Barry said, "We're going to have a lotta fun if you're on the
level about this."
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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