A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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