3 old ladies
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home
The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with
her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a
The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and
cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for
a penny a piece.
The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word you're saying, but I
remember the guy you're talking about."
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