Signs That You Have Nothing To Do At Work
By January 6th you've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar.
You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images
You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven
You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the
inevitable explosion occurs.
People come into your office to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.
The 4th Division of Paper clips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and
General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
Schiit audio, everything else ain't.