An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits
of a mistress.
The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk
of being discovered.
The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce,
bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems.
The computer scientist says, "It's the best thing that's ever happened
to me. My wife thinks I'm with my mistress. My mistress thinks I'm home
with my wife, and I can spend all night on the computer!"
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
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