[okie]

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing
whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman,"
said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."

"I don't know about that," huffily answered a woman guest.
"I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."

"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.

"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has
kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it
forever."