Tex and the Okie
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up at a stop
sign, right next to a Rolls Royce with an Oklahoma plate. Their
windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you
got a telephone in that Rolls?"
The oil-rich Okie in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do.."
"I got one too... see?" the Texan says.
"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.
"Why, actually, yes, I do."
"I do too! See? It's right here!" brags the Texan.
The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen
says, "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"
The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"
"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan replies.
The light turns and Tex in the Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped by a Texan,
so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and tells them to install
a double bed in the back of his car.
About a week later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and
drives all over town looking for the Volkswagen beetle with the Texas
plates. Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls
his Rolls up next to it.
The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels somewhat
awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps
on the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
The Texan in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks
The Okie with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember me?"
"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?"
"Check this out...I got a double bed installed in my Rolls!"
"The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT??!!!
'Assault is a behavior, not a device'
We've gone from Socrates, to Snooki.