The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while the
guy was dawdling over the breakfast menu.
He says, being a smart *****, "I usually never return to a
restaurant unless one of the sausages I'm served with my eggs
is a match in size for my own."
The waitress replied,
"In that case, sir, perhaps you should be looking at the
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
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