A guy from Alabama was suffering from constipation,
so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later
the guy complained to the doctor that they didn't produce
the desired results.
"Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.
"What do you think I've been doing," said the man, "shoving
them up my ass?"
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
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