A kid from Brooklyn is visiting his country cousin....they're walking along in the fields when the city kid says, "JEEEZ, lookit the boids!!"
The country boy says, "They ain't BOIDS, dummass, they're BIRDS!"
The other thinks a moment, and says, "Well Jeez, they CHOIPED like boids!"
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