As we age, our priorities change.
The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife,
dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple
of short velvet ropes.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So, I tied her up and went fishing.
Don't dial 911, dial 1911
If you don't stand behind our troops, PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them!
Schiit audio, everything else ain't.