[The Pontificator]

by Sparks

Can you raise both your hands and clap 'em
Can you say, "sure, I'll always try"
Can you make friends among people and animals
Basically, everything is easy
Give it a try, you'll see I'm right
Cause if a mouse can be special, well so can you

And my name is Mickey Mouse
To the right is Minnie Mouse
And we own a little place in Disneyland, California

Let's have a party and be happy
Can we invite our closest friends
We can ask Donald Duck, Pluto, and all the gang

And my name is Mickey Mouse
To the right is Minnie Mouse
And we own a little place in Disneyland, California

Well, you should try to smile, dear
Get yourself a pet deer
dog
cat
bird
pig
lamb
horse
cow
ox
wolf
snake
ox
fish
a goldfish
a mouse...