> A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
> and have dinner with her parents. This being a big
> event, the girl tells her boyfriend that after
> dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the
> first time.
> Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it
> before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
> some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for
> about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is
> to know about protection and doing it.
> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
> many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a
> family pack
> The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks
> he will be very busy, it being his first time and
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's
> house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm
> so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in."
> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
> where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
> offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute
> passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his
> head down. Ten minutes pass and still no movement
> from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his
> head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to
> her boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so
> The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your
> father was a pharmacist."