Man of the House
> Man of the House
> A man had just finished reading his book, "Man of the House" while
> making his commute home from work._By the time he reached home, he
> stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife, pointing
> his finger in her face, he said, "From__now on I want you to know that
> I am the man of the house and my word__is__law! You are to prepare me
> a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm__finished eating my meal, I
> expect a scrumptious dessert afterward.__Then, after dinner, you're
> going to draw my bath so I can relax. And__when I'm finished with my
> bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
> "THE FUNERAL DIRECTOR WOULD BE MY GUESS," said his wife.