A boyfriends mistake.
A man is in the pharmacy and he gets a large pack of condoms, he brings them up to the counter to pay for them. The man at the counter asks, "big night?". The man says, "Yeah im going over to my girlfriends house to have dinner with her and her parents and after that i think were gonna have sex and after she gets it ounce shes gonna want it again and again."
LATER THAT NIGHT: Hes at his girlfreinds house about to start dinner. His girlfriend asks, "who wnats to say grace?" Her boyfriend says, "i will", and continued to pray for several minutes. His girlfriend says, "I never knew you were so religious." The boyfriend says, " I never knew your dad was a pharmacist.";a
A blonde and a burnette go deer hunting. The burnett gets a big deer the fist day and the blonde asks, "howed you do it." The burnett says, "follow tracks, follow trakcs, bang ya got a deer. The next day the burnett get another big deer and the blonde asks, "howed you do it." The burnett says, "follow tracks, follow trakcs, bang ya got a deer. The next day the blonde decides to follow tracks, so she follows tracks follow tracks and BANG she gets hit by a train.;a
Me like guns.