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Old 04-05-2005, 19:54   #1
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Hillary is depressed

A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a
dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse
than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of
stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the
hold up?"
The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is so depressed, she stopped her
motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set
herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the
Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So
we're taking up a collection for her.
The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?" The officer
replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."
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Old 04-06-2005, 16:17   #2
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I'll donate 20 gallons and a Zippo ;z ;z ;c
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Old 04-06-2005, 18:20   #3
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I'll donate a 55 Gallon drum of High Octane race fuel.
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Old 04-07-2005, 14:02   #4
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The Lighter Side
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Old 04-08-2005, 10:36   #5
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Gasoline has become to expensive to do that though. I would donate.
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Old 04-08-2005, 13:39   #6
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<--------------Looking for a siphon hose.
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