Ok, so this Polish fellow is sitting in a bar, sniffling, as he finishes his 3rd beer.
A decent looking chick slides smoothly onto the bar stool next to him and says, "I've been watching you for half an hour now, and I see you are really upset. What is the matter?"
He says, "well, uh, I'm Polish. And being the brunt of so many jokes is really starting to get to me. I just don't think I can take it anymore."
She says, "I know what you mean, I'm discriminated against all the time too."
He says, "really?, why?"
She says, "I am a lesbian."
He stops sniffling, looks at her in amazement, and says, "gee, I am sorry to hear that, things are pretty bad in Beirut aren't they."
" A word to the wise ain't necessary. Its the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby