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Old 04-09-2005, 20:17   #1
961Guy
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Why a Handgun is Better than a Woman

10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will
be impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun......
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