On the eve of the couple's tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim
wife was bragging about her figure. "You know honey," she said, "I can
still get into the skirts I had before we were married."
"Yeah ?" the husband replied as he turned his attention back to the
ball game on TV. "I wish to hell I could."
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