I would give him money for being creative. I usually dont give bums money but I like some of the signs I have seen and will give them money.
Ex: I lost my jo... ******* IT. I wanna beer.
Ex. I am to lazy to work.
Ex. If I had $100 I'd give you half. I dont have any $ so come back and see me at 8:00pm
"They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a British guard shall be stationed in every house?" Patrick Henry
When the only tool you have is a shotgun, every problem looks for the nearest exit.